This is pretty funny, but you can clearly see where the dildo rack has been photoshopped in.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2025
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There's no way this guy could afford that many high quality dildos
The guy also doesn't have the muscle mass to operate a dildo.
Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.
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There are at least 4 Bad Dragon toys on that shelf. I'd defend them too. Those fuckers are expensive
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That there is a 5th generation dildo farmer. His pappy's pappy's pappy's pappy's pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn't have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.
It's hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the invention of the combine harvester. His family prospered thanks to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildos up his ass.
His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
"you jerk with your left hand" wow, such embarassing. What will the neighbors think??
Honestly I'd need to see them in the same position anyway. Angles can be wildly deceiving for arms.
I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over
What are you talking about, what's a dildo? That's mom's figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
Based on that neck, I'd say his masturbatory habits are predominantly oral.
The South Rides Dick Again!
The "Superior" Race here folks. Peak humanity.
(/s if not obvious)
What you don’t think he’s peak?
That there is a five-star man.
When he peaks, all of Philadelphia is going to feel it.
Ahh that's why he's still supporting Trump. He likes getting fucked in the ass., but doesn't want to be called "gay". Poor little snowflake.
Skinny arms, skinny torso... neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.
Everyone needs a hobby.
something something the dildos IS the southern agression :^]
Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.
If that's the selection of dildos in the South, we need to wall those people off. We have superior toys in the North. No wonder southerners are so unhappy all the time with their inferior dildos.
This isn't even his final form.
We don't like your kind around here (hetero)
Those are the arms of a malnourished meth addict.
fr I find attractive rednecks who likes their prostate to be obliterated
What exactly in the hell have I stumbled into here
Known fact: Northerners LOVE dildoes.
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