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His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
Charger!
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"you jerk with your left hand" wow, such embarassing. What will the neighbors think??
Honestly I'd need to see them in the same position anyway. Angles can be wildly deceiving for arms.
I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over
What are you talking about, what's a dildo? That's mom's figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense, I have no clue what they actually wrote. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)
Edit: or disable replies on deleted comments. It’s pretty easy to mess with people, as things currently are
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If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol
I figured it was something silly like that. I just can’t help but make that joke at every time I can. I hope you also got a little kick out of it!
I did poop a lil' bit
You’re welcome and/or sorry!
Based on that neck, I'd say his masturbatory habits are predominantly oral.