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[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] dan@upvote.au 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember watching a long YouTube video about someone trying to find the origin of this picture, but I can't find it any more.

[–] quiettt@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kinther@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck I am so invested in finding the truth now

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not watching it. Did he figure it out?

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Saddest PMW arc yet

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yo! PayMoneyWubby mention!

[–] dan@upvote.au 2 points 14 hours ago

I wasn't familiar with the YouTuber since this was the only video of his I've ever seen. It came up in my recommendations one day.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 25 points 1 day ago

Not to doxx myself but I live near one of the lowest rated chipotle in America. People still eat there everyday

[–] db2@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Eat recycled food, it's good for the environment and OK for you!

I knew you'd say that.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Second Harvest.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What the fuck. No wonder the stock is collapsing.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Yes, a fake/misleading post with either a topping that doesn't exist, or guac that the customer themselves let sit for too long or microwaved is certainly the reason why the stock is collapsing.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

As I sit on the toilet as I write this, I feel personally called out.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'll be frank: this doesn't look appetizing

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, if you're Frank, who's the other guy?

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surely you can't be serious.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[–] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's our vector, Victor?

We have clearance, Clarence.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

I'll be ted: I agree

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Looks like guac that was then microwaved

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 points 3 hours ago

I was on a work trip about a year ago and one night I got chipolte for dinner which gave me food poisoning.

No more chipooptle for me ever.

Corporate slop bowls

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just looks like palak paneer and rice to me.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Wheres the paneer though?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Did they still eat it tho?

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Soylent green has entered the chat.