The very rare -solicited- dick pic. Dude should be flattered.
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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Not sure if it's consensual if the requester was high as a kite, though
With only text available I'm not sure there would be a way for the sender to assess that.
Sure the spelling is off, but unless they know OP's schedule
my play would to be to send a picture of Dick Cheney and say this will have to do until they sober up and we can talk :)
Rizz +1
It being salvageable is entirely dependent on if he sent a dick pic.
I mean… it can save a life!!!
I don't know why but "helpo" cracks me up.
But did this work? Asking for, uh, a friend.
I see your dick pic and raise. A dick and pussy pic:
Hey it's penis utility vehicle slur for lesbian
the slur could also be a reference to land reclamation
Puppo needed helpo
The comments are assuming the recipient is interested. Imagine getting this from someone you find repulsive.
I mean... Many guys would totally be down to send you dick pics without being asked. Surely you got a dick pic, right?