Jill Valentine, I want her to peg me.
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Leslie Knope for me!
Optimus Prime. I wish giant robot dad was around to fix mine and the world's problems.
Motoko Kusanagi.
How, is she when she doesn't surf?
I wonder what she does when she wakes up.
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How, does she so perfectly surf?
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She's incredible math.
Jared Keeso is pretty much Wayne or Shoresy in real life. I suggest you let that marinate.
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My dad
God.
... the good and forgiving one. Not the other.
Not a person, but a place. Namely the prison from Red Dwarf where everything you do to someone else, you did to yourself.
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A really good "people first in mind" politician. But that's only in fairy tales.
Totoro.
This characters punches are as powerful as nukes, can survive being hit by several nukes, has nearly indestructible arms, can fly really fast, being able to reach space in seconds, has managed to invent interplanetary teleportation, knows about the afterlife, even making an ability that prevents people he killed from coming back to life, can destroy the observable universe by concentrating for a minute and does not require food, water or oxygen
The planet he ruled seemed pretty peaceful
A nice variant of a genie could also work
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The Thing
Jesus
Feel like God would have fit this sentiment better. There's a decent amount of historical evidence for Jesus himself to my understanding (not the supernatural stuff attributed to him so much, but moreso that there was a guy the various stories were based off of). But an actual benevolent diety would probably make for a more pleasant world than what we have to deal with, probably why so many people care so strongly about the idea and want to believe it I'd imagine.
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I’ll go with Knope as well.
I’ll go with an obscure one and say TRON. I think it would be really incredible if there was an actual sentient program on my computer that worked actively to maintain, improve, and secure my system.
We get a limited view of that on the movies, but I would really enjoy being able to just open communication with the computer directly and ask it to help with complex work.
Essentially AGI instead of LLM.
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Jackalope
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phantom thieves of hearts
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metro version of totoro
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april o'neal and lois lane: they often get into trouble so i think they are doing their jobs right
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austin powers, johnny english
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Robin Hood.
The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, the handsome monkey king Sun Wukong.
Not sure he'd care to fix things, but it would be different if there was a benevolent unbeatable power in the world.
V. Rather give me anarchy if our shitty government is the alternative.