JD really likes the leather, I doubt he could control himself the moment he got close enough to smell it.
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Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when's he's sweaty.
On the other hand he's not that discerning and the second he thinks nobody's looking that couch is getting fucked
I just want to say I'm so happy to have been a part of getting JD Vance recognized as a couch fucker.
I remember the day the original post was made. And to this day there is no evidence JD Vance hasn't fucked a couch.
All the evidence is in a New Mexico landfill and if it was something jimbledork liked it wouldn't be buried
I know this is about the Vancer, but what's this about single moms? Did he show up on Tinder or something?
Tinder?
Nah, just a fun ~~eral~~ pregnancy announcement.
That looks really fucked up. Who stands on the coffin during a funeral?
... I assumed (?) that was ... "exaggerated" for the purposes of lol (like the shadow).
... right?
chefs kiss
Uh, that has to be Photoshopped
It was posted uncropped earlier and had clues of being AI
I don't think the casket would bow under her heel like that if it was real. I think it'd be real hard wood.
I mean, I assume/hope so.
The funeral was prob some time ago.
obviously it's not a real photo. Nobody stands on a coffin, no matter how much you hate the person in it, and no the VP did not motorboat the blonde, and no two people embracing do not form the shadow of a pregnant woman.
Use your eyes, people.
<.< I’ll just say “shadow” and leave it at that.
(In this era, it must be stated that this is photoshop. Please post responsibly.)
(You can clearly see the photofoxshop logo.)
You motorboating sonofabitch!
Can you really motorboat when its coffin-surfing or is it called something else?
I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.
I knew it as a "New Orleans surfboard"
It's only a true Appalachian Motorboat if you're related to the person in the coffin and the person on the coffin.
I hate this era of tech. My mind says that's a shop but my eyes ew don't make me look at that too figure out if it's a shop and then my mind responds yeah this does not surprise me.
You can tell because the coffin doesn't interrupt the shadow at the bottom of their legs.
This is very bizarre.
Source for this image
It's edited or AI based on another image.
You telling me the shadow isn't preggers??
Noo!
/s
(I assumed manual edit bcs the coffin isn't even shadowed and their shadow is clearly intentional.)
Those rings make her look like a mob wife.
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Ayyy I had the same combat boots... in High School.
He seemed to be getting handsy with Charlie Kirks widow
Kirks Widow waited less time than it takes to finish a cod game to find some D and go up the ladder.
Charlie Kirk’s wife
he wat now
Edit: ok I missed all the other comments, I was very much surprised.
You know...
VP is one thing. But if JD wants to run for president, to be blunt, having a Hindu wife is a liability.
And the longer he's with a (white) Christian, the better it looks for him.
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"Better the couch than me."
"I did not marry him for his lovemaking. I married him because he is a bigger target."
If she wore that couch costume he bought her then she'd get more attention.
You can't blame him for getting excited when the grifty widow walks around looking like a leather armchair!!
i can’t believe america would elect such a narrow sighted VP. how could he not foresee that his handler, peter thiel, would select him to join the chosen one on the throne and that position requires a white christian woman for it to be deemed legitimate?
Can't feel one bit of sorry for that idiot minority American.
She made this choice, converted to MAGA for him, now getting an ultimatum to convert to Christianity from him, getting cheated on by both a couch and a MAGA whore, gets racial slur from all his friends and family, and she chose and continues to choose all of that for her AND her kids willingly and deliberately.
Nope, not one not of sympathy for her.
Shameful what he is doing to her
given that she chose to marry him. I'm assuming she isn't fully innocent
At least she doesn't need to dress up like a couch while he's in the doghouse.
I mean FAFO... Def doesn't help the narrative of "coloured people bad, gay people bad", when they're out crashing grinder and married to the people they want disappeared
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