I'm going to nut every day so you don't have to.
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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Imagine telling your partner you can't have sex for an entire month because you're doing an internet trend LOL
Pretty sure people with partners are not the target participants for this trend.
I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don't hear from me on December 1st, I'm probably still Nuttin'
Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”
Very bold of you to assume that I am married
Later, "Honey, why is the drain clogged?"
Grow a mustache, get yer prostrate checked and never mind someone telling you to reduce your joy....
I practice Ninety Nuts November.
Haven't had a year where I missed my quota yet!
Remember to stay hydrated
This will be my second year celebrating my completion of no nuts November.
No, it's Nazi grooming
What?
Not doubting, just the first time I heard of this
Peanut isn't nut right?
I like to think of them as root peas. As they grow like a bush of peas until the pods head under ground.
I nut thrice each day for the poor souls who go without.
I'm on estrogen so I am medically required to 'use' it like 2x a week lol
tbh i probs should use it every day but without your body giving pleasure chemicals it fucking suuuuckkkks