It's better to get pissed off than pissed on. Uh, unless you're that guy, apparently.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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I've been wondering how many emojis are horny emojis. I'll add cat with heart eyes to the list.
🫃
Is this the mpreg emoji? An mpreg emoji. I did not know that existed.
I think, with the breadth of human experience and emotion, that almost every emoji could be a horny emoji. There are a lot of ways to think about coitus and pleasure.
Then maybe it's the anti-horny emoji list I should be considering?
Honestly, for some reason this line of thought keeps bringing me to this Friends scene https://youtu.be/RpQJanLw53M
Society 😔
HERE COMES THE PEE PEE TRAIN. SMILE AND OPEN WIDE AND SWALLOW.
I think that's "pissed in", which is different.
Wtf, people seriously wanna get pissed on nowadays?? Ain't they got no shame or something 🤦
Nowadays?!
You… haven't been on the internet for long, have you?
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?