So what I'm hearing is "I don't wash my penis properly so the air its been in stinks"
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2025
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Their pelvises are all at the same height.
So much space for ~~activities~~ organs
Bro: My dick is the worst! Am I right or am I right ladies?
As a short person, is it too much to request that they put their dick away? Or at least get medical treatment, because we really shouldn't be able to smell it.
I wouldn't be a musky husky if I didnt have the musk. 🤷♂️
yeah dudes hanging a christmas tree from your dangle won't cut it anymore.
Sadly also too tall for the blood to reach their brains, resulting in Shit Art Syndrome and Dick Hygiene Forgetfulness.
Suck it? Don't mind if I do. sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppppp
richest contry on Earth
its population can't even handwrite
Heh. Ironic.
Self own, the air of my dick is excellent
Fun fact : the taller guy from Lonely Island also suffer from stinky dick
Is this why my girlfriend always be wanting in my pants? 🤣