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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Brown zebra.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

.. ummm ... ?? .... does this animal fly?

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It can, but only downwards.

[–] Vahenir@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure it can fly upwards briefly too if a trebuchet is involved.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I get that catapults are inferior to trebuchets and all, but I still think any decent catapult could also hurl this animal quite far.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure, but why settle for mediocrity?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Because that's what got me to where I am today.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No I can't see a horse here, that's why we're guessing.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If you cover your eyes, the horse won't be able to see you either.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

✅ The Unicode standard does include a seahorse emoji:

🦐 (shrimp)

🦑 (squid)

🦞 (lobster)

🐠 (tropical fish)

🦈 (shark)

🐟 (fish)

But the actual seahorse is:

🦭 → nope, that’s seal

🦭 ≠ seahorse

The correct seahorse emoji is:

🦭 Seahorse — no, wrong again.

The real one is:

👉 🦭 does not exist as seahorse.

👉 The true seahorse is: U+1F9A9 🦑? Wait — no.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look at my ⬛

my ⬛ is amazing

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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] msage@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

carcinization is a thing, smart guess

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

The concept of time?

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago
[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

IT'S PIKACHU!!!!!

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FUUUUUUU

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Please cease and desist from referencing Nintendo's copyrights without their express written permission.

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[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago
[–] v01dworks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

Kaktus kurwa

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[–] j4k3@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ayo wait 😭😭

What did pug Jesus do???

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

got a horse cock

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

1967 Chevy El Camino?

[–] remon@ani.social 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

It's a flea ... I see it right there on that horse.

[–] HarneyToker@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It’s Pikachu!

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That doesn't have a large black square head, though.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 9 points 1 month ago

Might just be a different angle. Definitely the horse, though, there is no way I would misidentify a horse cock.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Is it an asshole?

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

Big butt sheep

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

☑️ small neck
☑️ brown fur

no doubt about it… this is a Eurasian Giraffe!

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 month ago

A feral black square.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

jigglypuff from above?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago
[–] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago

Black square

[–] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

That's Archibald!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Rambomst@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This is clearly a banana.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Clearly a unicorn

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago
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