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From the Irish Star. The context is not very helpful.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 85 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So he's only able to get the job done after his wife has had her neck muscles cut and was worn out by like 3 other dudes?

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And the bull get the advantage every once in a while and penetrates the matador.

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[–] RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone 70 points 4 days ago (4 children)

He’s the matador while the bull fucks his wife. Cuck.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does... Does that mean he kills them after?

Because I could see that.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Just directs them into her with a red towel.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 8 points 4 days ago

A cuck who plays with dolls

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Isn't he the guy whose wife hand an affair with Musk?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

or his wife is the bull in the bedroom.

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the bags of sand moment in 40 year old virgin.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 4 days ago

I need to watch that movie again. It’s been way too long.

[–] FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

This screams, "My husband is a cuck and has a small ass dick"

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (5 children)

My man husband is a very manly man.

I swear to God, if you bring up the totally not true story that he plays with Barbie dolls, I'm gonna fucking lose it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Or while Elon's in his bed with Katie... or so the rumors around DC have it.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

Really? I heard Elon had a failed dick enhancement and it doesn’t work any more.

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[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My wife has never once felt the need the publicly reiterate my sexual prowess for millions of people. That's my take on this

It's especially weird given the whole Elon Musk black eye thing a few months ago, and then her dropping this after his vengeance speech at Charlie Kirk's funeral.

After dropping that other tidbit about him and mayonnaise?? These people are so fucking weird.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Smh step your game up. Ping Stephen Miller.

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 22 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Just found out that nazi cretin is actually married to a jewish woman. Like aren't american nazis antisemetic?

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 days ago

Hate to break this to you my guy. You might want to sit down for the shock that's coming.

There's an entire Jewish ethnostate right now that's committing a genocide, and they don't see the irony.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller is Jewish, too. All demographic groups have their self-hating contingent, and he's a perfect example.

He obviously loves Nazi stuff, and fancies himself the equivalent of a high command Nazi, but the MAGAs like to dismiss that criticism because "he's Jewish, obviously he isn't a Nazi," but his ACTIONS and WORDS demonstrate the opposite.

Besides, it's a pretty stupid argument that Jews can't act like Nazis, when their entire homeland is embroiled in a literal genocide at this very moment.

Any Jewish right to claim special victim status because they were once the victims of genocide, has been lost. History will record Israel as a perpetrator of genocide, and PeeWee Himmler is an ally.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He said hail victory at the memorial service - in German, hail victory translates to sieg heil. He id explicitly a Nazi.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is no doubt at all that Stephen Miller sees the parallels to Horst Wessel. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he felt that they absolutely NEEDED a Hort Wessel at this moment in history, and engineered one.

Literally every single thing we know about Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin comes directly from Pam Bondi's DoJ and Kash Patel's FBI, so consider the source on everything you hear.

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[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He himself is Jewish.

Save yourself the headache: there's no logic to any of this.

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're joking, right? 🤯

The vicarious cognitive dissonance i feel hurts my brain so much...

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

During the first Trump administration, his uncle went on Democracy Now! a few times to talk about their family history escaping Nazi Germany and how ridiculous it is that he’s such a hypocritical rabid bigot.

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Not Nazis, fascists. In the early stages of fascist uprisings, many different groups are allowed. As they gain power, more and more of those groups become outsiders. In Nazi Germany, many party leaders, including Hitler, had their favorite jews that they protected from the holocaust.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, no, it's complicated.

Fascisim needs to blame some kind of out-group. Historically, that was Jewish people, but there's no reason it has to be. The American right has spent a lot more time blaming Mexicans and LGBTQ+ people for everything. Antisemetisim does exist, but it's somewhat vestigial. It manifests in some weird ways like "we support Israel because getting Jewish people back there will start the war of Armageddon".

Also, many of them think Jewish women are hot, so take that extra bit of cringe.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

Good points. It wasn't that the Nazis hated the Jews so much, but they were a convenient group to attack, knowing the ignorant antisemitic population would go along with it, at least long enough for it to be too late to stop it.

So our modern MAGA Nazis need their scapegoats, and undocumented immigrants is an easy one to dehumanize. But just like the Nazis, there are plenty of alternatives, too.

And by the way, the MAGAs still hate Jews, they just want to get control of Gaza so they can build the Jewish Dubai, and not have to give their money to Muslims when they luxuriate.

Also, many of them think Jewish women are hot, so take that extra bit of cringe.

This is just an example of a common phenomenon - raging homophobes who are secretly gay, avowed racists who are attracted to black people, etc. it would be hilarious if it weren't so twisted and perverse.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse. – Ezekiel 23:20

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 16 points 4 days ago

It might be true if he fucks her like he’s fucking the U.S.

[–] threatcat@infosec.pub 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Slight clarification that no one will care about, this is from the Irish Star, not the Irish Times. The Star shares the same parent company as the UK’s Daily Mirror, and more or less aims for similar demographics.

But yeah, worked on me, I clicked

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 4 days ago

Thanks! I fixed it.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm assuming bragging on Miller's prowess is an explicit part of Katie Miller's tradwife contract.

This is the lady that's fucking Elon, he's mad we all know he's a cuck so he added that rider.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 8 points 4 days ago

I saw this meme first. Can't believe this is real

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I choose to believe this story harder than Ann Coulter took it in the butt

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wow. The internet was pretty funny before I arrived

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

You should check out the bloodninja texts.

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[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

As long as there is a freshly beaten Mexican woman in the room

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

always knew he was a bottom bitch.

[–] bender223@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago
[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

More like a picador

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