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[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

Pretty sure this is why we eat them so much. To control the population. It's fucking self-preservation. Look at this eldritch fucking bullshit:

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And that one's still a baby!

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't think I've ever seen that dudes image and it not be this meme about potatoes, I'm sure we can do more with him.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They are Super SUS, a trash videoblogger discovering abandoned industrial locations with half of their thing being in their unfortunate appearance, half in doing stupid and dangerous stuff for views, and I'm pretty comfortable with them not getting more traction. I watched a couple of their collabs with other youtubers, one being with him swimming in, allegedly, irradiated water in Chornobyl, and it gave off some hate-based freak circus vibes.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago

Huh, fair enough, an irradiated potato he shall remain.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

But his name is Tater O'Malley

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where is the fucking soil?!

we don't need that where we're going

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Potatoes: Become poisonous from a touch of sunlight because they would be too plain and basic veggies without having a fucking defensive mechanism against their discovery on the surface

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Potatoes only care about darkness

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The only truly bad way to eat a potato is raw.

If you really wanna eat something close to raw potato, try jicama.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago

If they're not at Morton's Harbour, you could try checking all around the circle.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Does my dog count?

Where is my water, Summer?