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When they tell you to remember to clean the mouthpiece, they really mean it this time!
*asspiece
I heard OP play. They stink.
Just in time for band camp!
May your reeds never splinter.
have you tried plastics? i'm on my first one right now and i feel conflicted
I don't play any reed instruments myself so I have no idea of the actual difference it might have on the sound. Or if they would not splinter in a rectum.
Instant classic
One time at band camp
Did you try it? Can you play us a fart please?
For playing the brown note.
Toot-toooooot!
Is this like a rusty trombone?
I'm proficient at that
Is that where trump gets all of his ideas?
Sounds Boschian.
I thought they just called it the oboe
Cleaning the spit trap is a shitty pain in the ass with this one..
I've been playing it wrong all these years!
For years now whenever I submit bookings for potted plants/floral at work, there is an entry down toward the very bottom that reads "Flowering Planter 7in Ass" and it gets me every time.
Way back in the 1920s, there was a guy who had one of those as OEM equipment for his fading vaudeville act