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Jerry Seinfeld is a putz.

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 88 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Remind me again how many extrajudicial lynchings the Free Palestine movement has performed vs the KKK.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Just don't ask him to compare the cound of extrajudicial murders on both sides.... He might have to face an uncomfortable truth (assuming he doesn't weasel out of them being extrajudicial murders by describing them in ways that amount to war crimes)

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago

The Free Palestine Movement Seinfield's referring to is the one with mostly Western students protesting on college campuses, not the Free Palestine Movement located in Lebanon that was involved with armed conflict with Syria too. We have proof of this:

Here's a quote from this article:

“By saying 'Free Palestine,' you’re not admitting what you really think. So it’s actually — compared to the Ku Klux Klan, I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here, because they can come right out and say, ‘We don’t like Blacks, we don’t like Jews.’ Okay, that’s honest,'" the Chronicle reported Seinfeld said.

source

The KKK has killed literally thousands of people (mostly black, but some Jews, and whites) source

But apparently according to Jerry here, the KKK gets a pass because "that's honest".

Fuck off, Jerry.

Well, every hamas child they feed and eveey zionist they make uncomfortable ny showing it pictures if its actions is so much worse than a murder

So, you know.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 64 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So what's the deal with all the dead children

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 31 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nagaram@startrek.website 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Miss conception. It was actually a synth

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Deckard is a replicant. You’re thinking of Yamaha.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 2 points 12 hours ago

No, that was Axiom.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

it still is a funky wah bass line

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 53 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

“What’s wrong with the kkk?”

This guy probably

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"What did they ever do to me?"

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[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Damnit, I'm not ready to not like him.

Oh well, fuck Jerry.

[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 52 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Dating a 17 year old wasn't enough for you?

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Its super creepy, but not illegal (for some reason).

He's a piece of shit for a lot of other reasons than trying to out diCaprio someone.

[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Legality doesn't define my morals. That shit is disgusting.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Didn't he say some other racist shit against black people a few years ago too?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I thought that was the Cramer guy.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 13 hours ago
[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

It was Cramer during a standup gig. But even on the Letterman show to bring Michael on and apologize, you could tell he completely sympathized with him saying something like being heckled could just get you out of sorts enough to start ripping the n-word.

[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Wouldn't surprise me, but I only know of Kramer spewing the N word over and over at a stand-up show

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[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I had no idea. Clearly I don't pay any attention to this stuff unless someone here makes a clever post.

[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 25 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

How would this make sense to anyone? Free Palestine doesn't hurt anyone, what's even the logic here? The KKK definitely hurt people.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 12 hours ago

He thinks that the Free Palestine movement is antisemitic, and that they’re lying when they claim that they aren’t, whereas the KKK are openly antisemitic, and I guess he values the “honesty”?

(He seems to think Israel = the Jewish People.)

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 12 hours ago

The KKK is less threatening to his interests in his opinion.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago

Every single Zionist excuse falls apart as soon as you apply it to Zionists.

An example: Zionists are a little worse than the KKK because at least the KKK are honest about their Islamophobia.

This trick really does work on all their talking points.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain't been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

You gotta separate the art from the author. Where else am I gonna get my bee-centric soft porn?

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago
[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

Larry David, if you're listening, please don't be a bigot FFS!

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

[Insert name here] says Michael Richards is 'actually a little better' than Jerry Seinfeld

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 6 points 14 hours ago

Didn't think his show was funny then. Didn't bother watching his Netflix show. And he's still not funny now.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

which is ironic because he was an arab jew

[–] False@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Dude hasn't been relevant since the 90s. Who cares what he thinks.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Wasn’t ever remotely funny, even in the 90s. It was obviously Larry David.

Which is why he started Curb — as a spite show.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

Wouldn't it be nice to live in his tiny little bubble?

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Jerry Seinfeld grooms minors

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 12 hours ago
[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Dude lost track with normal people, got called unfunny and it absolutely destroyed him, lmao

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I wonder (not really, I don't give a damn) what his thoughts are on genocide.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago

At least we still have "Maya the Bee".

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

Who cares what this asshole thinks. He's an actor.

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