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[–] duane_d_bathtub@infosec.pub 52 points 13 hours ago

They’ve clearly never shopped at Costco. I can’t get out of there without dropping at least $200. Because, you don’t know you need a package of 50 AAA batteries, a gallon of mustard, 300 allergy pills, and a dozen rolls of Christmas wrapping paper until you’re there. Inside Costco that just makes sense.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 42 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It would be so nice to live somewhere I could walk to the store. Or anywhere.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The non-American mind cannot conceive of living in a place so vast.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Europe is relatively small but their towns are waaay more compact because they were built before cars came around so most towns are already in favor of walking/biking distances.

But yeah America is huuuge. The drive from Paris to central Switzerland is about 12 and a half hours and it's a total change of scenery. For the US that's just California to Utah. Or Washington DC to Charleston SC.

What the US needs badly is high speed rail from city to city

[–] tyler@programming.dev 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I mean we do need that, but that has nothing to do with the problem. the majority of people don't live in those vast expanses of nothingness. Most of our cities are just as populated as most European cities, we just have shit laws around zoning, single family housing, population density, NIMBYs blocking any change, and people that think public transit is for poor people. They don't travel to other countries and so have no clue how good things could actually be.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

we just have shit laws around zoning

Yeah above all else I think that is the biggest issue. There are daft rules about the size of carparks that mean that, what would be a local store in the EU, becomes this vast strip mall in the US with 12 acres of parking lot to walk across so you can get your milk.

You practically need a car to just drive across the vast expanses of car infrastructure. Crossing the road in the US is something you have to plan your day around

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, it's a shithole country which is why I got rid of my car, let my driver's license expire, and left the country. Looking back, it was pretty prescient considering how fascism-y it has gotten there.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

In, roughly, 12 hours I can get from pennsylvania to florida. DC to Charleston should not take that long.

  • I actually looked up my last trip from where I used to live. it was 14 hours and 12 minutes. So a little over 12, but point still stands.
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Yeah but you did just describe massive changes in scenery in America. You can do 12 hours of the same here for sure, the great plains are really big, but usually 12 hours of driving later the scenery has changed. It's 14 hours from Duluth Minnesota which is on Lake Superior to Sundance Wyoming which has the devil's tower monument and is past the great long stretches of nothing that makes up the bulk of the Dakotas. Des Moines is a city surrounded by nothing but corn and open road (with a distinct feel from the Dakotas) and is 12 hours from Memphis Tennessee which is adjacent to Appalachia. Baltimore Maryland, a coastal city on the Chesapeake Bay and near a bunch of swamps driving 12 hours west and north can get you into and out of the Appalachian Mountains (and not a short cut of them), barely dodging Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and Toledo (with an optional roller coaster detour at Sandusky) while you hug Lake Erie, do the entire border of Michigan and Indiana before landing in Michigan City, Indiana on Lake Michigan, which looks like it's just outside Chicagoland.

And out of curiosity I checked what a cross country trip looks like, NYC to Los Angeles is 50 hours, while the longest road trip between frequent destinations is Key West to Seattle at 63 hours. The latter of these begins on a tropical island, goes through swamps, deep south agricultural areas, Appalachia, Midwestern agriculture, the Mississippi River, Midwest agriculture, great plains, badlands, Rockies, pnw valleys, cascade mountains, and ends in a rainy ass wetlands, but this one has wild disparity between day length over the year.

[–] zout@fedia.io 13 points 9 hours ago

More like living in a place where it can be impossible to cross a short distance on foot when it wouldn't be impossible to add a walking path.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 5 points 6 hours ago

Sounds so... Odd to me.

My entire life I've lived in a very dense city. Everywhere I look are stores, people, traffic. There's never a single moment of silence, not even at night.

I low-key feel jealous to people who live in a quiet place...

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 39 points 14 hours ago (9 children)

Where in the world can you buy a week's groceries for $50?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 19 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Depends on how many people live in your household and what you eat. You can probably spend even less if you're only cooking for one and most meals are 'beans and rice'-level.

I'd assume that the hard part is finding an affordable place in a somewhat walkable neighborhood in the US, especially if you don't want to live in a one-room apartment.

Either way, the $50 are really not the important part. It would still be true if you paid $200 and could save $50 by shopping at cheaper supermarkets that are further away.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Also if you are walking to the store, you are limiting the amount you can buy as you have to transport it back home. I have a nice little collapsible cart I use. Even that fills up and gets heavy once you are adding beverages.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Adding beverages is wasting money anyway, just drink water

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The stuff from the toilet??

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

Yes, but I generally drink from the tap.

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[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

REMEMBER THE ONLY WAY TO BE FRUGAL IS TO NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT BRINGS YOU PLEASURE, OR EAT ANYTHING BUT BEANS/RICE AND DRINK ONLY WATER.

This is what people who say shit like that sound to folks who know that life is not meant to just be survived, but enjoyed.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 13 hours ago

True, you're definitely missing out on a lot of bulk items, especially when you're living in a smaller apartment and don't even have the space to store 10 pound bags. And you pretty much have to go to the store multiple times a week.

[–] OmegaSunkey@ani.social 12 points 12 hours ago

in my country if you ignore meat its almost that

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 10 hours ago

If you are extremely frugal everywhere, even the US

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 11 hours ago

I reckon I could do it for one person, but I'd have to cut down on bacon.

But it depends on where you live.

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[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 25 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

I never thought about it like that! I did in fact buy the car specifically to go to the grocery store and don't use it for anything else

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 11 hours ago

Can't you just order groceries? Isn't that a thing in the US?

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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

The closest grocery store is 1.5 hour walk. I'm not doing that in a Canadian winter or with hands full of groceries. And no, it's not bikeable 5 months a year.

Also, I've bought four cars in my lifetime. I spent a combined $13,000 on them. My first car was $1400 and I still have it.

[–] SitD@lemy.lol 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

ehm Canadian winter will make sure the food does not spoil on the way ☺️

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Neither will op's corpse until they find it next spring.

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[–] eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 3 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

where are you buying a drivable car in canada that cheap

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

In Ontario. It was my first car, so 10 years ago, so not quite the same market as today. It was a '96 Tercel. No AC option, no airbags, no ABS, no cruise control, crank windows, manual locks, manual transmission. Needed brake lines and a windshield.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

Who's putting $200 of gas in their car per month, what you doing driving the Route 66 on a weekly basis? The shops all of 5 miles away if it's that.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 hours ago

Average US driving distance is about 14k miles per year, or about 1200/month. At 30 mpg, you need 40 gal per month. Current price per gal in the US (according to AAA) is $3.193/gal, which gets us $130/month in gas.

Wouldn't have to be crazy above average to get to $200/month. Or have a car with kinda bad fuel efficiency.

[–] ijustliketrains@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I did when I had a really shitty commute for about a year and a half. Crazy thing is it wasn’t even that bad compared to some of my coworkers there.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If your commute is about an hour each way you're probably spending roughly that much.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 5 hours ago

Not having a car wouldn't be an option then.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 hour ago

"walk to a store" lol okay bro doesn't know wtf they're talking about.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 5 hours ago

!fuckcars@lemmy.world

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