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Leopards Ate My Face

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Despite his support for Trump, Ragland has become increasingly vocal about the need for immediate trade resolution. “We desperately need to get something rectified quickly with China, our biggest export customer,” he told CNN. “We wanna encourage the administration to get a proactive trade deal done.”

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 297 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Have they tried budgeting or making coffee at home?

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 148 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If they grow avocados and wheat, they can make their own toast!

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Grow avocados!? In this economy!?

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[–] Blade9732@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maybe they can just not eat T-bone steak and not buy the new iPhone.

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 33 points 3 days ago

Don't any of these people have bootstraps?!

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 212 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is the Find Out stage.

Keep voting red you stupid fuckers.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 131 points 3 days ago
[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 101 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Farmers will sell their land to someone with more money.

More consolidation is what this country needs. /s

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 97 points 3 days ago

Oh NO! ALL they wanted was to be able to Kill Black Kids on their Driveway! They DIDNT know it would Effect their WALLETS too!

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 90 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

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[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 89 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

Oh no! If only there had been some way for farmers to know this was going to happen! Like Trump telling them it was going to happen! Or every economist in the country warning it was going to happen! Or Trump doing the same thing in his first term! WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN???

[–] TomArrr@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It still amazes me that they are surprised. They lived through it the first time. It wasn't fake news It was their own reality.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not a dire situation for the people who want his land.

[–] morebento@aussie.zone 35 points 2 days ago

Yeah exactly. Big agribusiness will scoop these family farms up at very cheap prices. Follow the money.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 64 points 3 days ago (1 children)

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPENING. AGAIN. AFTER HE CAMPAIGNED ON LITERALLY THE SAME THING THAT CAUSED THIS THE FIRST TIME.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 25 points 3 days ago

Cause and Effect?? MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 days ago (6 children)

They can always blame Biden (Joe or Hunter), Obama, or trans people! 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

True maybe the sales orders are in Hunter's laptop. That's why they wanted it so bad.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh no.

The consequences of your own voting.

Just like Canada is, China is specifically targeting people who voted red and I have zero sympathy. In fact, I applaud them in this instance.

Every one of these people had more than 8 years to see what Trump was like before voting.

It’ll probably be hard for them to buy some tarifer potash and fertilizer next year after their reduced sales this harvest, but it’s what they wanted.

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[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The biggest purchaser of soy and corn was the US govt, which purchased it for foreign aid.

Well the farmers voted GOP because they opposed all that foreign aid, so Trump removed it.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago

This isn't even a "I never thought leopards would eat MY face" this is more "I specifically asked for my face to be eaten by leopards".

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

What's that you say? Soybeans are a complimentary crop for corn, and those same soybean farmers will now have to carry this utter loss into corn planting season? I wonder how many farmers fail this season and don't plant next season.

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[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck these dipshits, they ALL voted for this. Let them all suffer deeply for their stupidity. I hate this timeline where morons are running the show everywhere.

[–] falynns@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

Have the day you voted for.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 43 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Liberals become wishy washy and lose elections

Let GOP get in charge

GOP destroys the export economy

Americans are all now forced to eat mointains of feminizing soy

The secret long term plot against conservatives to turn them all gay and trans is almost complete!

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Rice and beans, friend. And you got lots of beans to eat.

Man is racism expensive.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

Farmers:

Votes for Trump

Loses business because of Tariff backlash

Gets bailed out

Votes for Trump two more times

Loses business because of Tariff backlash

Who could have seen this coming?

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Tough shit and the fuckers voted for this disaster. The corporate farms are going to be buying a lot of cheap family farms.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

Hoping these mf divas get exactly and specifically what what they voted for.

Seems like a good time to be a tofu producer.

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just like every other time a GOP president fucked american farmers there will be a "save the farmers" bill passed that will allow agri businesses to profit and some of the smaller farms will be bought out by large companies and the fuckwit voters will cheer for Trump saving farmers from the evil foreigners.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Turns out fascism is bad for international trade. If only anyone could've seen that coming. 🙄

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

That’s ok, you don’t have anyone to harvest them anyway.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

In other words, he's republican and expects special treatment than other Americans. Traitors.

[–] etherphon@midwest.social 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Perfectly good taxpayer subsidized food rotting in the ground, I sure feel great again. /s

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Growing up in an ag state I was shoved propaganda left and right about how great rural states were, that cities depended on us, we were the breadbasket.

Our crops? Cattle corn and soybeans.

Cattle corn, aka feed for cattle, inedible for humans, and subsidized out the ass by the gov. So much is overproduced that they literally had to find other usages for it, which is where ethanol comes from. Subsidized corn making cheap fuel to have cars run on subsidized roads.

Soybeans, also subsidizes, and what is used is mostly exported to other countries like China.

We provided very little food to our own citizens. You listen to these rural farmers though and they'll tell you up and down how gov payouts and leeches are a drain on society, hooboy do they hate them. Until it's time to get their own check.

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[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Get fucked, Magats. Have the day you voted for.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Well, as a tofu muchin soy snackin vegan freak, I'm tempidly optimistic. Guess that fascist orange fuck is gonna lower my grocery prices after all.

And to think, all it only took was crashing the national economy, needlessly wasting soft cultural power and enacting worldwide boycotss of domestic goods to FINALLY make America great!

🙄

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What makes you think your tofu is going to drop in price ? The supermarkets would rather let it rot, than allow you to buy it for less money.

To put that another way, you have already made it clear what price you're willing to pay. The supermarkets now have an opportunity to source the product more cheaply from farmers who are overstocked. That means more profit for the supermarket, not lower prices for you

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So... Soy products are about to become cheaper? I'm down for some tofu.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Lol, no. They'll just leave them to rot in the fields.

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