For Sisko men it’s in the blood.
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2025
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Sluttiest man of all time:
Has so much charisma he made a baby with a prophet/wormhole alien.
What came first? The Cooking or the Charisma?
It makes sense ... before the universe came to be ... there was cooking, good ol' Louisiana Gumbo
I mean Jake did land himself a Dabo girl at what, 16?
That says more about the dabo girl than Jake.
That does not get enough attention... Not great.
How slutty is it to own a vineyard and winery with your name on the label?
oh... oh no. that makes Tuvix a half-slut.
Also ... not the half you were thinking of ;)
So anyway I was giving it to her soup to nuts, course after course, tossed salads, amuse bouchés, I used my whole mise en place that night and the whole place smelled of it. Real night to remember.
basic human skill
--> Slut
Checks out actually.
WHAT?
So Gordan Ramsay is the town bicycle?
Jamie Oliver has always been a hussy?
Guy Fieri is a JoyToy?
GASP
Anthony fucking Bourdain was a thot?
I mean, one's breakthrough was literally called Naked Cooking, one had the world's most famous theory about the schlong of Ernest Hemingway, and one..was....born in Scotland? 🤷
Also, Guy Fieri is obviously a total ketchup skank, so there's that
Hexclad has a new(?) commercial where Ramsay is in it and meets Pete Davidson. Davidson says most celebrities are aliens.
Yeah, but every time I try to cook for an audience I get yelled at: "Hey you don't work here, get out of the kitchen!"
It’s putting meat in your body. I mean come on.
Glares are you in Vulcan.
TIL that vegans and vegetarians can't cook. Or be sluts.
You’ll pick any old chance to grind that axe, eh?
Not really, no. Just having a bit of fun lol
Riker manoeuvre over a hot stove
Sluttiest? Oof, I've known some....Far past "slutty" men, then.
Between the hair, the cooking, and the fireplace in his quarters…
This is the first time in my life when I suddenly got the impulse to print out and frame a twitter screenshot