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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 59 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Not realistic, truck too reasonably sized.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 17 points 18 hours ago

You just can't see the banana for scale because it's so tiny in comparison.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 17 hours ago

It needs at least 2 more doors and a No Step On Snek front plate.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Even our eagle stole from someone else... Its trademark "screech" you hear on TV is a red-tailed hawk. Apparently eagles have a more "chattering" sounding call.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 9 hours ago

They are a seabird. A seagle. And they sound a lot like seagulls.

[–] bonus_crab@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Make her morbidly obese with a walmart motorized cart and itll be accurate

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 9 hours ago

Keep her skinny but give her the skin flaps that make it obvious she was morbidly obese before she had lipo done.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Please lift that truck and add breast implant scars and giant lips+cheek bone implants

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 5 points 15 hours ago

And some tacky af tattoos. Trademark brands like Monster or those shitty stars with blowouts and a random bloody rose.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

How dare you insult the second gen ford lightning like that, it was a shitty truck that had too much power and came with a fisher price quality interior but the yobbos have moved on from it now. It should be a mid 90s dodge ram diesel with extra wide wheels, low profile tires, and it's tow mirrors out and a plume of diesel smoke billowing out of a poorly attached, trashcan sized, exhaust tip.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 16 hours ago

I think Ford or Chevy would be a better brand match, but definitely the truck is the biggest problem with this image being accurate. The grill must be bigger because that indicates the owner's size (inversely).

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 6 hours ago

Welcome to ~`America,~~ Hell here's your bill.

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

What is this lie? The American girl should be either flat or fat. That girl in the drawing is a cosplayer from a non westoid country

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Why are millennials lifespans increasing?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 7 points 13 hours ago

The graph is saying "As millennials get older, the debt increases"

Time axis, but millennial focused

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

10/10 baddie, say it ain‘t so!

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com 1 points 5 hours ago

@PugJesus Another great comic by Baal Buddy.