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[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about it? Save it. Make your black beans taste incredible

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also works as personal lubricant and if you jerk off with bacon fat before going to the bar women will all want a piece of that bacon dick.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Definitely a brand new sentence

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

rips off shirt

GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!

[–] cfi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

... Okie dokie

[–] SloppyJoe@toast.ooo 1 points 2 days ago

No free drinks!

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lick the bacon grease, you coward.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

Bruh, fry an egg in that right now.

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The forbidden soft serve flavour

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

I didn't vote for it.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 days ago

Put it down the sink. Everyone will be thankful that you did it.

Cinnamon swirl

[–] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

almost looks like it melted a fork

That goes in the grease jar in the fridge to make gravy later.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Mmmmmmmmm, bacon grease, *drooling sounds*

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Melt it and run it through a fine mesh sieve into a jar to get the bits out of it. Then cook with that.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's cupcake icing.