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[–] lime@feddit.nu 160 points 1 day ago (3 children)

sooooo this is a military threat against the local populace, right?

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Yup. Shit's gonna get fucking wild as the gUStapo is born.

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 112 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I've never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 51 points 1 day ago

Like pretty much every character in the film, the character Trump is cosplaying as has been driven insane by an insane war.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He tried to use Born in the USA as a campaign song. Media literacy isn’t MAGA’s strongest suit.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This would be hilarious, weren't this all hell

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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 22 points 1 day ago

I dunno, his government tracks so far with what I remember of the film.

  1. Feeling of Endless Hell
  2. Waiting for it to be over
  3. Everyone dying or in pain, in some cases at the hands of their own stupidity
  4. Pretty much the only person who gets what they want is the one main character leading the thing
  5. Swamp
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

One time there was a heat wave in my city, and I don't have air conditioning at home. The movie theater was playing apocalypse now, I think it was the directors cut. It was 3 hours long so I bought a ticket because I wanted 3 hours of air conditioning. I had no idea what a great movie I was stumbling into! It was about war and how horrific it is.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

That's an interesting way to discover that film. You must have gone on one hell of a ride that afternoon.

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[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I could believe it, but my pessimistic interpretation is that whoever made this meme has seen it and doesn't think Kilgore is a monster.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Probably thinks Lt Col Kilgore is the protagonist.

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Every single character in that movie is a piece of shit. That one's a vainglorious piece of shit.

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[–] astutemural@midwest.social 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I accidentally scheduled a vacation to Chicago during Mexican Independence Day, which apparently is a huge deal in Chicago. When I got there, the entire downtown area was completely shut down as Mexicans had been roaring up and down every street in trucks for the last two days. The Chicago PD had blockaded every exit off the highway within two miles of downtown to try and stop it. It didn't- it just limited them to doing it on the highway breakdown lanes and the actual fucking grass medians.

The moral of the story? If the above is what the Mexican population of Chicago does for fun, I'd dread to see what they do in the face of an actual threat.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago

Rule number one. Don’t fuck with Mexicans. Viva Mexico cabrones!!!

[–] adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 day ago

Not going to lie you had us in the first half.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire for the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

It was also retweeted (a screencap) on twitter by the official white house account....

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I understand you, and I feel the same. But let's be real. We both know it's true. It's outrageous, it's dumb, it's aggressive and hateful, that's exactly up his ally.

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (11 children)

dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Him v Lincoln , the ex wrestler who fights till he's burger?

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Who won that war again?

[–] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is he trying so hard to fuck around and find out....

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 41 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Insurrection is grounds to declare martial law, remove those in power, and halt elections. He has to push hard enough to force people to fight back.

[–] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 9 points 19 hours ago

The right answer unfortunately....

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 31 points 22 hours ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 29 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Trump declared war on Chicago?

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Russian asset, Agent Krasnov, declares war on a major American city.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To the world: someone please come liberate us from us.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

No, we're good. I know some people from the U.S., who still think nothing is wrong with the government. So we got to let the dumpster fire burn out a bit more.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 26 points 14 hours ago

The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
If he tried to squat like that today he'd shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.

Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 26 points 11 hours ago (7 children)

He is such an embarassing president. 2028 needs to come faster

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

It's only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency

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[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 18 hours ago

This looks like treason. Treason is fun because there are both federal and state versions of it.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

I love the smell of a massive stroke in the morning. It smells like, victory.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago
[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Chipocalypse Now with fire shooting out the back.

Surely he is confusing Chicago with chipotle?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 12 points 14 hours ago

Is this real? Did he really post that shit?

[–] meliante@lemmy.pt 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why Chicago? Not American but curious.

[–] derry@midwest.social 28 points 1 day ago

Because it's a big democrat stronghold. And he's racist.

[–] adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Probably several real reasons... and i think he just throws shit at the wall until he finds something that sticks but this one stuck because among his followers it ticks several boxes...

He already did a dry run in Los Angeles, literally chasing harmless day laborers through Home Depot parking lots. Newsom (Cali Gov) made it more difficult by trolling him on social media. (I realize how insane that sounds but he just has the temperament of a teenage boy). So he is probably thinking of something even more insane to do to us in Cali or at least knows he's playing with fire.

New York he is lowkey working on a deal with Cuomo (former mayor now running as a spoiler candidate to the socialist who beat him in the primary election).

Chicago is an easier target. The only other city I've heard him float is New Orleans (which is unlike any other city I've been to in the states for its amazing seafood, bars, walkable areas, music, eg culture... notably Black culture)

His mostly rural base loves it. Not only is it cities that they have been other-ing and blaming [insert South Park - They took 'er jobs meme] for their problems their whole lives. It is also abuse of minorities. So it is like saying "you know how you complain about cities and they happen to be brown and black. Im going to fix that problem and it just so happens to be by going after those people who don't look like you. wink wink, nudge nudge"

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[–] Hope@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Chicago is the next city ICE is set up to ramp up operations in. Chosen probably because it is a liberal city with a diverse population.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Chicago is a major democratic leaning city infamous for its association with lawlessness and organized crime. Reality is that Chicago cleaned up with the other cities but it maintains a rambunctious similar to LA and Philadelphia. But it's still got a local culture of early 20th century gangsters like Al Capone and other Italian Americans with submachine guns.

The entire great lakes region that includes Chicago had a pretty rough time from the 70s-00s, with other cities in it including Detroit, Cleveland, Buffalo, and Toronto as well as tiny hellholes of deindustrialization like Gary.

Chicago is also notably a very black city, especially by Midwestern standards. During the great migration (when a bunch of black people left the rural southern areas their ancestors had been enslaved in and went to urban areas largely in the north and west), Chicago was one of the major destinations as there was a lot of work that didn't involve farm labor.

So yeah mocking Chicago sometimes will have racist implications (though this applies to any great lakes city when compared to the overwhelmingly white rural and suburban Midwest).

[–] Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

I’d like to actually see trump squat like this comfortably. I bet he would Taco.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Captain bonespurs diaper would have to be changed if he tried to kneel down like that

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[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Let's look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn't have plausible deniability

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