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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Could have gone with nonomancer

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Should I rebuild my base in Factorio to massively boost copper and circuit production or just wait for module production to catch up?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

the factory must in fact grow

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you considered joining a traveling circus in order to display your ability?

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No carnies are my number two fear

[–] null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 4 points 2 months ago

What's number one?

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Small hands, you know. Smell like cabbage

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[–] trk@aussie.zone 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What other lies have you told?

[–] f314@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Now, now, I’m sure there’s a kernel of truth in there!

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn it. Why do you have to be so corny?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] thewitchslayer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I heard he cracks under pressure

[–] errer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if you butter him up first

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Otherwise he's just a husk of a man.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's it like, knowing that you've just peaked?

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I peaked like 10 years ago when I hooked up with a gorgeous redhead friend

This is a close second though

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

perks of necromancy

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 2 months ago
[–] Plibbert@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I need data. What brand, wattage of microwave if used, length of cook.

[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method... If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When did you decide to become a liar? 😀

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you forego chewing and eat like a duck?

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[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I dated her.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if corn is a fruit is popcorn is also fruit?

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Corn is a fruit in the same way that oxygen is a metal

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

this is a really good answer

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Did you forget to microwave it first?

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Popcorn flavor

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[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Relax the throat and cup the balls

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Littering and? Littering and?

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

Which lottery numbers are you picking?

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you sleep at night?

[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

With my eyes wide open. It creeps people out.

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Does art have a goal?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

How does it feel to have offended God?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil..?

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

But can you eat fried rice with corn and not poop a single whole kernel?

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Did you pop the corn?

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Do you like more sweet or salt popcorn?

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Por que no los dos

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

little bag of popcorn

One of those microwavable dillyos?
Any superpowers from the PFAS yet? 😏

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No snack bag already popped

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

how much throat numbing spray did you use?

[–] Taiatari@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Do you have teeth? How big of a bag and was there more than one in it?

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