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waaa I am making body text so people don't think I'm a robot when I am actually a loser who steals memes from Instagram!!!!!

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 113 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Me when I connected the wrong conveyor belts together in Factorio:

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

cue panic rotate to stop the flow, but there's another belt running parallel with this so that other belt also being contaminated

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sod it! *Chucks in a grenade hoping to sever the belt.*

*The belt survives, or drones immediately come to replace it*

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 28 points 2 weeks ago

This is a fucking nightmare

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

The accidental side loading is real :)

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wait what the fuck, they really did switch a bakery over to drone production and put them on a conveyor belt like that

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's either that, or notorious for lying russian television is doing a little bit of lying. It's one of the two.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

The frames and the bread both got a go through an oven I bet

[–] parody@lemmings.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Buy 2 bread get 1 drone free

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nice deal, feed your family, a friend, and blow up the Russian invaders.

[–] PagPag@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe I’m just getting older but it seems like most of the memes here are getting more and more illegible.

Pixel limit. You’ve hit it.

Seriously though, this is some high quality, low quality shit.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"back in the day (ussr) we changed from making nudels to bullets, now we change from batons to drones" it's a parody documentary.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I wasn't saying it was a genuine factory tour (there are 4 rhyming lines, what would you expect?) but thanks for the context anyway.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry comrade. The bourgeois have hoarded pixels leaving us with very little pixels.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But now we've got AI to 'fix' the images.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder what the ancient fried memes are going to look like all "fixed".

The memes from when cameras sucked anyway and then got saved and resaved and reshared and compressed.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

when you convert civilian factories to military in HOI4

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You actually bother to convert? I just hold shift and turn a quarter of whatever country I'm playing blue. Or max out compliance and take everyone else's factories.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

no i dont lmao, but this is what it would look like anyway

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is a fundamental of economics. They teach you in Econ 101, bombs or bread.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

So you're NOT supposed to bomb the bread? I'm not very good at businessing..

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was pies, not bread

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago

This is probably the funniest image I‘ve seen in the last few weeks.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That'd get real embarrassing if that bread is supposed to later go through a slicing machine.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly if drones came from the oven they're gone anyway

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Annealing the 3D printed frame

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

waaa I am making body text so people don’t think I’m a robot when I am actually a loser who steals memes from Instagram!!!

Lmao. Me when I have a dysfuntional sleep schedule and afraid someone is gonna look though my profile and think I'm a bot for being awake at 3AM and at 3PM

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io -1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, it do be bein like do that