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[–] Rhaxapopouetl@ttrpg.network 135 points 2 months ago (1 children)

4 limbs, a house and slimy? That would be my landlord.

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

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How devilishly cheeky of you.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago
[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 months ago

Too many limbs

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This guy (Nautilus Squid) has more than 4 legs but otherwise it fits. But im 99% sure there is some kind of 4 legged shelled slime guy somewhere in the oceans.

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I was thinking crabs, many are slimy, have legs and have an exoskeleton, but maybe that's different than a house.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

those aren't legs those are AAAAs

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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maybe shellos / gastrodon?

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or shuckle? Based on slime mold iirc

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shuckle works. Although I'm thinking of smth pink

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe slowbro?

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Also hisuian goodra fits but I am pretty sure this is not what you are talking about

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Its actually the goodra I was talking about. But a shocking number of Pokémon work here

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What has an odd number of legs and a partial house?

No, really, I wanna know.

Do not say a us military veteran or you're going to hell.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

us national guard veteran?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

Winning answer is landlords.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Armadillo?

  • Has 4 limbs
  • is a mammal
  • has a house like a turtle
  • has sweat glands to check "slimy"
[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I see the problem. Tortoise should be where turtle is, turtle should be in that corner.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Softshell turtle

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It shows up in houses, they really like climbing walls

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't looks so slimy. Is it slimy?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

like a frog. They seek humid places

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

The in-betweens are even funnier to me. Slime? Probably not. Also, I have half a house.

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are turtles more slimy than tortoises? By virtue of being in water? If so, then turtles should be in the red circle and tortoises where turtles currently are.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think that either are supposed to be slimy, I think that's usually a sign of a health or water quality problem.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Find a non-slimy sea-turtle. They all have a layer of algae growing on them, and algae is slimy.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

soft shelled lake turtle!!

[–] Doofytoe@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Its still a turtle, but a slimy one. Not salt water catfish slimy, but not dry af run of the mill turtle/tortoise Soft-Shelled Turtle Information And Care - Reptiles Magazine https://share.google/xcvJUoC1q60FoHlSk

Nautilus missing many of its arms fits in house, 4 limbs and slimey.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Your mom goes there duh

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Two estate agents.

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Why is there a legless stick figure floating in the chart?

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

This is what multi modal llms were made to answer

[–] MoonMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hermit crabs!