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Teachers hate AI

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (5 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 days ago (4 children)

IANAL, but people use it on squeaky hinges and knobs and locks, but it sits in the mechanism and collects dust. It turns into a gummy mess eventually, which is the last thing you would want in a lock.

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 days ago

I imagine it gunks up the lock mechanism. I have had to eventually replace locks I used it in.

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 0 points 6 days ago

not a locksmith, but...

One of those candidates for 'worst memorable phrase in history' is the old "duct-tape for things that move and shouldn't and wd-40 for things that should move and don't".

WD-40 isn't a lubricant. It often works to get something un-stuck, but then you need to still clean and lubricate the parts to keep it working.

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[–] rhel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 days ago (3 children)

ENTs hate Q-tips?!

That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As someone whose name escaped the skipping record that your name is, I concur.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's a reference to this character from Catch-22. Unless this is my turn to be wooshed.

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Orthopedic surgeons hate motorcycles

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago
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[–] mmcintyre@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Truck drivers hate "four wheelers" because they don't know how to drive.

When they're not in their semi they generally drive a four wheeled vehicle their very own self, presumably being hated on by other truck drivers.

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[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Data (dwh) people hate Excel

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (4 children)

dude you can hate but 80% of "data" still.on excel. I'm in my third global company and people still control things on excel. and 5% power bi (some from excel) hahahahaha

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[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As someone who used to work with "large" (to normal people; 10k-60k rows up to maybe 70 columns) datasets in Excel exclusively, I also hate Excel.

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother's pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. "Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!" she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.

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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.

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[–] tfed@infosec.exchange 0 points 6 days ago

@fossilesque i hate phone calls :aneodog_bongo:

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Drumpf serving as US “President”…

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