Human being here. I hate people.
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Game programmers hate graphical designers.
What if graphic design is my passion?
Then WordArt loves you too
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Apples unite them all
dentists hate sugar drinks (I'm with them on this one) ophthalmologists hate screens urologists hate themselves
I thought you meant window screens for a second and was picturing some kind of weird eye injury epidemic involving enthusiastically looking out windows
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And anyone in a field related to studying living creatures in nature hate pesticides/herbicides. Because pesticides harm everything that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the pesticide.
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lab techs hate improperly collected samples. The people who collect those samples often in turn hate lab techs.
As a lab tech, I feel this one.
Just send it back with a derogatory note telling them to take it again.
I spent years in a research path core and am just wrapping up my med lab certification, it amused me when they hired actors to come to our program and we role-played dealing with angry pathologists, fuming nurses ect... Most of my clients have been MSc students or MD/PHD conducting research. they might be experts in their field and conduct these brilliant studies then stumble right at the finish line because sample collection was bungled or something ruined during extraction. I've seen some "interesting" DIY fixation and processing protocols to save a little money that did the same thing. I always feel so bad but most people are willing to learn and work with us.
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CS people hate the printer
HP printers in particular.
Weirdly, i don't hate HP printers (at least, the FutureSmart ones). Xerox can fuck right off with all those restarts just to change fucking settings though
People who have worked with printers know that HP is bad but Xerox is worse.
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…and a lot of them hate the end-user, too. Why must we involve people in the whole computer thing? Isn’t an abacus and a box of crayons enough?
I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.
Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much
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Game developers hate players. They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!
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IT people hate computers.
IT people hate computers.
IT people hate users. IT people hate other IT people. We're just a surly lot.
SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
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Structural engineers: fire, water, air and earth. They are like the Anti-Avatar
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Metrologists hate Analysts
All you have to do is rinse the LC with water my guy...
Massage therapists hate spray tans.
Glass manufacturers hate bubbles.
A lot.
Chefs hate cooking themselves food at home
Not as much as they hate cooking for their own children. The greater the number of children, the more true this is.
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Drumpf serving as US “President”…
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