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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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[–] mp3@piefed.ca 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It just has more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.

Some underling must've whipped up that graphic in a desperate attempt to find good news so E-lawn wouldn't feed him to the dogs. Worked a little too well and now the emperor is strutting around in all his exhibitionistic finery.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The fact that your webwrapper frontend app, which could just as easily not exist and the core product will still work with 100% functionality, has up be updated so frequently is actually a bad thing, Elon. It means your developers can't code for shit. Probably because they're using Grok to code Grok.

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[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Now that's quality shitpost by Elon "Dumbass" Musk.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

If only the reddish bar is for "Number of iOS App Updates (Last 2 Weeks)", what are the other bars?

wow its getting dumber faster than the other companies what an achievement

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

so called not see updates

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 6 points 3 days ago
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

All that’s missing is the linked in dweeb quoting this sayin “Elon is truly ahead in the AI Game!”

[–] baskets18@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a sanity check, is this the guy launching a crap-ton into space for the future of humanity?

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

Outpace toward what though? What is the goal?

If it's just about the need to lobotomise an AI that is trained on super unhinged data, then yeah I guess the Musk Rat is right, but it's also the only one in the race though.

I didn't think "ai"bros could get any fucking stupider.

Musk really does innovate. I think this might be the stupidest shit that i have ever read.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.

[–] trashboat@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago

I can also rapidly publish bunk ass updates to my app to the App Store so that I can make a funny chart that impresses my shareholders

Like let me just add some random line breaks to my source and rebuild the app bundle. Look at that growth!

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're just fixing more shit, right?

Sure they are.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

It's a turk, confirmed.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

unlike the other AI companys, hes using GROK as a pure propaganda machine, the others were trying to profit from it, but is losing money instead.

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 4 points 3 days ago

Elon just discovered CI/CD.

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago
[–] percent@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago

To me, that just looks like "move fast and break things" taken to an extreme level. Quantity ≠ quality. Honestly, I think it kinda makes the other companies look better, in terms of software quality.

(I'm going solely by the chart though; I have not installed any of these apps)

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

None of this is about value. It's about an idiot selling to idiot stockholders. Wait, no, he doesn't sell twitter stock does he? The thing was he had controlling interest right?

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

This is kind of funny but sad, like when you see an animal accidentally kill itself.

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