MACROHARD, GET IT???

I'm hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.

It is literally a joke I made in high school, ~25 years ago.

He’s such a loser.

He's such a fucking simple edge-lord.

It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He's not even original.

It's an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.

Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?

I'm in a hole

To be fair there is one personal trait that's really important to wealth and success, the willingness to walk over the bodies of your peers.

Too many people are still convinced that Elon's wealth is attained through his hardwork alone.

Annoys me that people sling "narcissist" at everyone they don't like, but damn, the man is hitting on all 8-cylinders for a diagnosis, and he only needs to hit 5:

• Having a grandiose sense of self-importance, such as exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior even without commensurate achievements

• Preoccupation with fantasies of success, power, beauty, and idealization

• Belief in being "special" and that they can only be understood by or associated with other high-status people (or institutions)

• Demanding excessive admiration

• Sense of entitlement

• Exploitation behaviors

• Lack of empathy

• Envy towards others or belief that others are envious of them Arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes [1]

What could go wrong?

Seeing how Microsoft (and Windows 11 in particular) is doing lately, and how practically every single Windows update is breaking something important, a lot.

We've already got one vibe coded Windows. We don't need another one.

Also vibe coded vibe coding AI assistant.

The wealth was meaningless without the attention.

If I had his money I'd be 24/7 inventing cool things for myself and wife and friends to experience. This guy has a fundamental need to be the loudest person in the room and to embroil himself into anything and everything. I would almost feel sorry for him - his life has got to really suck so bad and he can't fix it. So instead he goes off on 100 projects that make no sense or fall apart. There's stuff I can't wrap my head around like - why ditch LIDAR when it's absolutely the answer ? You just know his convoluted brain is so full of mess that if you were offered a deal with the devil to get all his money on the condition that you got trapped in his meat grinder of a mind... you'd turn down the offer.

But has musk ever been wrong?

Apart from hyperloop, solar rooftops, Tesla semi, passenger rockets, car tunnels under cities, robotaxi, flying Tesla's, humans on mars in 2022, self driving Tesla's making the owner money, and of course cybertruck.