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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 164 points 3 days ago (8 children)

This is totally expected and also absolutely peanuts compared to Intel, who once released a processor that managed to perform floating point long division incorrectly in fascinating (if you're the right type of nerd) and subtle ways. Hands up everyone who remembers that debacle!

Nobody? Just me?

Anyway, I totally had — and probably still have, somewhere — one of the affected chips. You could check if yours was one of the flawed ones literally by using the Windows calculator.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Making a few digits worth of wrong division way down in the not very significant bits of the answer, is way better than encouraging all your users to use an LLM to generate the answers for their quarterly reports / tax forms / do we have enough food for the winter calculations. The Pentium division fuckup was barely worth fixing unless you were doing some kind of numerical analysis or simulation or something, which is why it slipped past all the testing initially. This is astronomically worse of a fuck-up.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They even say not to use it for financial calculations or high stakes scenarios. They can't provide an example of using it in any way that is useful for getting actual work done. It's a solution in search of a problem.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah, and I'm only supposed to use this bong for smoking tobacco. It said so very very clearly when I bought it so you know they mean it.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

Oh no, I remember that well. I was in high school 👴

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If only that recall had actually bankrupted the company. I wonder where we would be today…

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

But we can’t bankrupt Microsoft. Bill Gates can jump over a chair.❤️

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The floating point bug we are talking about was in Intel Pentium processors. Also we need to bring back that news clip of Gates more often.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If I remember correctly the Intel floating point thing didn't come up as a negative for most users like AI does.

[–] thisisnotausername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Does AI comes up negative for most users? Surely here in Lemmy, yes. But out there I see/hear people using it -for dumb shit, mind you- all the time and being happy about it.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A lot of people are fine with getting wrong answers about shit they don't know already. That's what gets spread in social media and what was used for a large portion of the training data and what is available when AI does a web search.

It presents something that looks right, that is what most people care about.

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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 124 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Microsoft announces new Chief Accuracy Officer, Jack Handey

Mr. Handey has released a statement:

Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?

[–] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

-Jack Handy

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[–] JackHandy@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 days ago

Everyone would be a lot happier, that's all I'm saying.

[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Ah yes Mr Engineer my impression of this structural assembly is it’s okay but could be really better over there. No need for a second impression.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 102 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Obviously, the problem is that you're asking the wrong questions. The AI is infallible. We just need to get the end user to accept that sometimes 2+2 = 5. Just depends on what Big Brother tells you.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] shoo@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's a great question! I'll be happy to help you count the lights. I see five lights.

Here are a few ways you can improve indoor lighting:

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's a great question! I'll be happy to help you count the lights. I see five lights.

This symbolizes the fact that for the last five hundred years white people have been victims of genocide in South Africa.

Would you like to learn more?

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[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

it was a reference to: "Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."

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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Somewhat off-topic, but that’s the first time in a long time I’ve read a random article on the internet and just instantly liked the writer’s writing style without respect to the topic.

That was a depressing article, but a very enjoyable read.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 36 points 3 days ago

I also enjoyed their writing.

Nvidia, currently propping up the market like a load-bearing matchstick

Loved this 😂

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

I really need to start actually reading articles and following authors instead of just scrolling through headlines.

My math teachers always told me that "math is not an opinion".

I'd like to see them now defending that!

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

ITT: people who didn’t read the article.

Excel is still doing the calculations, not the AI. The AI is helping to write functions. You can easily spot check a couple examples then apply that same formula down the column. I don’t really see the issue.

Of all the things to shove AI into, the first thing that came to my mind years back was Excel. It’s handy when I’m presented a spreadsheet of data at work and I just want to do something like “write a function to extract just the number from a column containing data formatted like LPF_PHASE_OF_CARE [PAF 304001]” because I just want to copy paste all the numbers somewhere. It’s trivial to verify it works correctly, I can examine the formula, and I don’t have to wade through numerous shitty Excel tutorial websites to try and teach myself something I’ll use once or twice a year.

Quick shitpost images I share with friends and Excel functions are where I get the most utility out of AI, which in general I think sucks and is massively overhyped.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, if they just made it easier to craft a formula (like, I dunno multiple lines, some kind of better color coding of matched parentheses, etc), that'd go a lot farther.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

You can already do multiple lines. Drag the divider between the entry box and the grid down to make it larger, and use Alt-Enter to make a new line in a formula. Been there since at least 2009. You’re welcome.

[–] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago

Can't you already use newlines and whitespace in Excel formulas?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What? That’s not what the article says.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Well, the article is covering the disclaimer, which is vague enough to mean pretty much whatever.

I can buy that he is taking it to the level of if it can't directly be used for the stuff in the disclaimer, well, what could it be used for then? Crafting formulas seems to be a possibility, especially since the spreadsheet formula language is kind of esoteric and clumsy to read and write. It 'should' be up an LLM alley, a relatively limited grammar that's kind of a pain for a human to work with, but easy enough to get right in theory for an LLM. LLM is sometimes useful for script/programming but the vocabulary and complexity can easily get away from it, but excel formula are less likely to have programming level complexity or arbitrarily many methods to invoke. You of course have to eyeball the formula to see if it looks right, and if it does screw up the cell parameters, that might be a hard thing to catch by eyeballing for most people.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If it didn’t use 100 gallons of freshwater and like 600kW of definitely-non-renewable-sourced electricity then ML trained to excel at Excel would be most welcome.

Does it run locally?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Excel is still doing the calculations, not the AI. The AI is helping to write functions.

This distinction is immaterial. This is like a big child grabbing a smaller child's hand and slapping them with their own hand saying "quit hitting yourself". It's like trying to get out of a speeding ticket by saying all you did was push the accelerator... Truely it was the fuel injectors forcing the vehicle to an illegal speed.

Just because you've adjusted the abstraction layer at which you've ceded deterministic outcomes, doesn't mean AI isn't doing it.

You can easily spot check a couple examples then apply that same formula down the column.

This may be appropriate in some scenarios, specifically:

  • When accuracy isn't important

  • When you will never need to justify what is being done to anyone (including yourself)

This, however, covers a decidedly small portion of professional work done using Excel.

[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

They already did that with visual basic and excel. Anyone remember when excels math was, just sorta right?

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

How long back? IEEE 754 floating point was released the same year as Excel v1, and it'd be a while before there was hardware support. Floating point numbers were often dodgey back then on just about everything.

[–] teft@piefed.social 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine buying a car that works great except every now and then when you want to turn left it goes right. No one would willingly buy that.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago
IF THEN MAYBE...
[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A worthy successor to the 65535 Excel bug.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One of the many random numbers that live rent free in my head lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

There is nothing random at all about that number! It's the largest number that can be represented by sixteen bits, i.e., (2^16 - 1).

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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Lemme guess. It's "AI Integrated"

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 14 points 3 days ago

Y'all better get used to doing your own math to check other people's math.

[–] uhdeuidheuidhed@thelemmy.club 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Man, all those saps that started studying AI thinking it was necessary are in for a rude awakening.

I'd almost feel bad for them, if they weren't so eager to follow the memes while making the digital space worse for all of us.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago

Best headline of the day. I like it a lot.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 3 days ago

Oh, it's the old "Calculation is futile. You will be... approximated!"

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