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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ruff day? This one's on the house.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey buddy, why the long face?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's a dog eat dog world

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

I don't see anything wrong? just a good boy :)

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, if the bar was mostly regulars, and they're all used to one of them bringing their dog in, and letting them sit at the bar? I imagine that would become mundane quite quickly. Humans can get used to damn near anything.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's true. I live in America.

[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

Dogs are fine and have less rules than people in a bar. No fighting, no annoying others, no making a mess on the floor. But dogs are allowed to sleep under the table, not humans.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Why are you being rude and staring. Get a life

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it is no big deal. you should see them at the poker table.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Jerry, stop asking why the cat is talking.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Imagine if someone came into the bar you frequent and said this about you.

The regulars like Spot are what keep them in business.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He's a regular

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just see Norm from Cheers 🤷‍♂️

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Standard Canadian joint.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What? This is a very big deal. Completely unacceptable. Why are these patrons not giving puppy smoochy woochies and belly rubs? Rude.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, the world turns
And a hungry good boy with an ushanka
Chills with the fellas eating Purina
At the barkade

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

As it should be we all need a cold drink after a long week.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Someone let that dog watch too much TV