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[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 119 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Modern nannies can't even assassinate 2 kids simultaneously. Pathetic. Kids! Not some Rembo-Terminators.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Is this some kind of secret Jan variant?

[–] exu@feditown.com 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (4 children)

came here to say just this, just seeing a feed of your childs interactions at another space is fucking weird. Why goto this logging level? Isnt it just good enough of, yeah they napped well today, and they hit there head, it scared them but we got them calmed and an ice pack just in case.

I feel like this is what helicopter parenting but they have to work so this is what they want and they need to calm down, they dont even monitor the indoor air at this level and that has been shown to be a big contributor of poor mental performance then just being at day care with sun and playing with others.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (27 children)

Agreed on the diaper change one, but the first half is literally what you said with a timestamp. The nap one is important because if they did or didn't nap, you can adjust what you do after

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[–] happydoors@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I also think it’s dystopian but it is quite helpful information to know when they were fed and/or napped. If you pick up your child and they are unusually hungry or tired, etc it can be helpful. I doubt the caretakers have time to talk to each parent or they change shifts. Paper forms are popular at less fancy places

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Additional notes: I was assassinating another child

Is this daycare or militia camp?

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[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey FYI your black bars are see through

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not my OC. OOP was told about this and left the post up anyway :)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I wonder if Miss Emely appreciated that. Hell, did anybody ask Noam before blasting his dirty laundry all over the internet?

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 16 hours ago (11 children)

Wtf is this so though? I hate this trend or having to stop working every 2 seconds to prove you are working.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 hours ago

Daycare is kind of intense.

You have a bunch of parents who would rather be with their kids. They're paying close to their own mortgage/rent to have their kids watched. They're convinced that the teens/young adults the daycare hires are not doing anything. Their kids are there with a load of other kids, pick up bad habits, get bullied and yelled at by kids in worse home situations. As soon any any scratch or scrape happens they want to know know for those prices.

The timesheets give them solace that their kid is being watched, fed, changed, and taken care of emotionally.

it's not necessary, but it's not hard to see why it happens

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Looks like a daycare that's taking care of toddlers and infants. Logging these events makes a bit more sense as you have to be at least roughly aware of this stuff to keep an eye out for potential health issues. The kid isn't able to convey things directly so you have to look for signs. If diapers aren't being soiled, then you might need a medical exam, for example.

The precision of the timestamps might seem a bit needlessly specific, but if you are noting it electronically, might as well let the system time-stamp it.

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[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

In their defence looking through the black bars reveals that there are multiple caretakers collectively taking care of the children, so it becomes necessary to track what care has already been given to the kids so all the adults can coordinate.

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

no?????? If thats the case the groups are too big!! I have a child in daycare and I'd be horrified if there was such a bustle that the adults need to log every action they take because otherwise a kid might not get his diapers changed!!

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 points 4 hours ago

Half the time I have to check with my wife what cares were done recently when my nonverbal kid gets fussy to try to identify why they're fussy. Logging makes it so instead of asking one can check the log, especially useful if the previous care person isn't available to be asked now

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I'm not sure I agree. 10 or so kids lets them get a lot of practice socializing, with 3-4 caretakers. Without a tool like this, it's really easy to miss that nobody's needed to change little Mikey's diaper today - but that's information that can be important for them and the parents to know.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

I also have kids in daycare, and while they're able to provide ample individual care, once you get past one adult to a specific set of kids and the kids swap between adults it becomes a much greater risk of missing someone's need because they can't communicate it clearly.
It also can make it faster to know when something last happened if you weren't the one to do it. If a kids fussy and the person who's been looking after them all morning has gone to lunch you can just look over and see that they got up from a nap recently, got a diaper change and that it's almost time for food.

It's not about cramming so many kids in that you can barely keep track and more about recognizing that you're caring for someone else's kids and so taking every reasonable step to ensure there aren't mistakes, as well as demonstrating to the parents that you've done so.
Our daycare has a list on the wall with the name of every kid in the room next to their evacuation plan and emergency kit (big baby/little baby rooms are connected. Sometimes they rebalance for lunch or just different activities which is when they update the list) I have absolute confidence that in the event of an emergency they wouldn't need to use the list, and also that they would still go down the list and look directly at each kid and also do a sweep while doing whatever response they needed.

As someone who's done a bit of work on procedures around systems and making sure they avoid negative outcomes I appreciate there being a process and checklist that's routinely followed.

Also, the digital lists are really more for the parents to be informed about what's going on. I know that I appreciate knowing where precisely they are in their routine when I do pickup.

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That doesn't seem weirdly detailed to me? Kid bumped their head and they wrote down what happened.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (10 children)

Look at the timestamps: 1:20 1:30 1:40 2:30 ridiculous.

Could just go: oh yeah he bumped his head today when parents come pick him up instead.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

It's an app. Do you actually think they're manually entering the time? The app is probably just rounding to the nearest 10 for display purposes. There's also a legal obligation to fill out an incident report.
You're caring for someone else's child and the law says if you felt the need to do something (ice pack) then the parents deserve documentation with timeline and response. Do you have a different criteria that's good for when a non-medical caregiver should need to tell a parent something happened to their kid?

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I have to log timesheets at work to say what I've been doing. I have a section everyday in my timetable schedule to fill in the timesheet. So when I'm filling in the timesheet I have to actually tell them what I was doing for that 4 minutes worth of time.

3:30 p.m. to 3:34 p.m. - filling in timesheet

Really?

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That’s not a very good job of redacting the names. The boxes aren’t fully opaque, I can read the names through them.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago
[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I can't be completely surprised that Miss Emely has trouble with spelling.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago

I think they've got the assassination thing covered, no need to assist.

[–] obrien_must_suffer@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

Never trust auto correct

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't really know how I feel to see charting at day cares. I guess it does solve a liability need just as much as charting in nursing homes and hospitals do. But we're not usually even this detailed.

Edit: detailed on this like exact diaper changes. We're actually much much much more detailed on falls. Like holy shit the paperwork for a fall.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
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