I guess they've got no ducks left to give.
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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Borrow?
Just return them by 5pm
Ducklease.
I'll borrow one... And return it by 5pm... Sometime in 2035...
Are you really going to make a duck late for supper?
No the duck will be ready on time for supper.
There's a lot going on here and I kinda want to to know.
We were led to believe that the ducks at the park were free.
You were apparently misled.
I wonder how the dude with the 458 ducks is doing
I want a new duck.
I just want to confirm if this bird is real.
Gotta have intent to permanently deprive for it to be duck theft. Without it it's just a civil issue like tresspass to chattels. Maybe some local statute about abuse/misuse of livestock.
How can I return what has already been flushed down the toilet?