Just suck him off already, you fucks. Come on commit!
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Fucking gross.
Keep bending down and kiss the ring, Tim. You're not low enough, keep going...
Imagine if the CEO of one of the most powerful companies in the world didnt bend over and spread cheeks for a cock so small Donald has to... employ the services of paedos like Jeffery Epstein...?
Donald is suspected of being a paedophile. Yet people still bend the knee like this. I tell you, when it finally comes out, I hope everyone remembers who was happy to continue kissing his ass. Fuck you, Tim.
bootlicker
edit: apple polisher is more appropriate and punny
A set of shiny keys dangled in his face so he forgets about demanding a US-made Iphone.
I guess Trump didn't like the rimjob from Tim the first time.
Lmao I hope it's fake or thinly plated gold on a lead base
Would Steve Jobs done the same?
bet steve wouldn't even answer the phone call. he was a bit egotistical, lol, and i doubt he'd have patience for trump's bullshit regardless of the consequences.
I have always hated Apple, this is just further proof that they are greedy fucks with no morals.
This almost makes me wish I still used Apple products so that I could boycott them.
Ive been Apple free for 20 years though.
Scorched earth.
Let's see if apple enjoys the Tesla treatment.