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[–] s@piefed.world 62 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Alpha males are so emotional. Maybe too emotional to hold office, or even to vote.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 40 points 3 days ago

Too early for them, for sure. I'd wait until at least beta, or ideally a stable release

Everyone knows alpha males are the peak of humanity because they say they are.

[–] Karl@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Or even to be Alpha Males. (rEaL mEn DoNt CrY.)

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Viscous

Needs some gender fluid to thin that out

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Very viscous indeed, more viscous than honey even.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I sometimes intentionally say viscous instead of vicious when talking to friends. Always gets a laugh.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 2 days ago

Mom is a slime girl?

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As an alpha male, I can confirm this is how we feel when a feminist attacks our masculine values.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

As a release version male i cant relate

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

sigma male here, development has gone ... a bit behind schedule

scope creep

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I scheduled a retro for next week to review our process moving forward

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately the scope of the project has expanded to include our internal meeting planner and email and also all human language, so you're actually going to have to file either a support ticket, as long as you're not using a pc with any even numbers in any MAC addresses for any components, or alternatively, raise an issue on github in nova-esperanto.

... I am a very ambitious person.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

As a discontinued male, I can't

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As a long-term support release male, I also can't relate.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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ETA: ~~Does the ground look like knees?~~ I fixed it

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago
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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

Or forces them to take their diarrhoea medicine (a known radicalising factor for the men’s rights movement)