Removed tattoos, just like lost limbs, will return when you enter Heaven.
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Ah, so when entering heaven, I'll get mind back?
Not excited about getting my impacted wisdom teeth back. I'm starting to think God's a bit of a dick.
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Martin Short is haram
Randy Newman approves
good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I'm short
when making rules it's important to be as detailed as possible. In this case what does short represents? short related to what? also alcohol imcludes wine, wich all priests drink. Do this mean all priests are going to hell? (yeah we already know they are anyway for javing sex with kids, hust making a point)
Do you think the pearly gates have one of those "You must be THIS high to ride" signs outside?
A wise man once said that they had no reason to live.
Has it been confirmed that they have no reason to die as well?
Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.
gonna be some pretty sick BBQ in hell bro, you sure you don't wanna be there?
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Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!
Heavn is a human construct, so really, nobody's going there.
"Fuck short people" - Randy Newman
I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:
in my belief system artwork is a gift and you should carefully adorn yourself. there's like two of us tho
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Dont we welcome alll that and more in hell. We have AC with all the scientists down there.
Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven