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submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 31 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 8 hours ago

Happiness has to be fought for.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 26 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Guess what their favorite vegetable is.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Caesar salad

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago

20% layoff, that's rough

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If the “I” goes out, then you’re back to five guys again.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

It is as they say - there is not I in five. Errr... fve.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 15 points 9 hours ago

Picard: "There are four guys!"

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 10 points 4 hours ago

Where is the other guy? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 8 points 5 hours ago

RIP Fifth Guy o7

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Feels like this could be a good visual gag Easter egg in something like a zombie apocalypse comedy: Sign is in the background of a shot at the start of the film working fine, as the film progresses you get this, then III out of the vertical lines, then II and finally I with the S in GUYS burnt out too, probably with the place in increasingly obvious levels of burnt out

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Ask my small children if they had learned Roman numerals. "What are those?" By MML no one under L will get this meme.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 4 hours ago

Great, now there's four of them

[–] gex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

In case you want intravenous saline and a paper bag full of fries

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] ohmy_science@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I'm sure the ad played fine....

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

He he he, it's funny because now it's 4 guys

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

Heroin fellas

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Schrödinger's Guy