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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 44 points 19 hours ago

I don't know why anyone is thinking this is something crazy, it's basically an ice cream float

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream_float

The only thing that's a problem is he drank a liter of it

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 34 points 20 hours ago

The LD50 of eggnog is a liter, no wonder.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 31 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

considering I gave you the tag "BALL FONDLER!!!!!!!" I trust that you have experience in this subject

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 17 hours ago

I do be fondling balls.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

crushed ice

2 ounces dark spiced rum

6 ounces root beer

1 to 2 ounces Baileys Irish Cream liqueur

You're welcome

https://www.howsweeteats.com/2018/02/root-beer-cocktail/

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

JFC! I'm an alcoholic and that sounds like instant hangover.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sounded like diabetes when I first heard of it too, but then I tried it.

I don't spam these all night, just maybe 1 or two as a treat

[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

spam drinking actually sounds hilarious

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Beer nog is where it's at

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

Fallout drinks be like:

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

one christmas me and my roommate drank a half gallon of egg nog a day. gained 40 pounds. oops

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

But Christmas is only one day how long were you guys consuming?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

i forgot to put season lol. christmas season. and as long as they were selling egg nog, so like november to february

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Holy cow, I’m on some gay gainer websites and that’s all they drink, just putting a shit ton of extra cream in all their stuff

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Crosspost this to Ten Forward

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

This would be a good use for Pepsi nitro

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -5 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Casual reminder that this sort of behavior is why Americans can’t have free healthcare.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

No American would describe the volume consumed in metric

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Not to mention putting the r before the e.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Not to mention telling you to go fuck yourself

[–] cfi@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Soda is measured in metric in the US. Milk isnt

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Both are measured in both here, because the US is actually also on the metric system. We've been "metric" since 1866 and signed the treaty in 1875.

We've just done the extra work redefining our customary units in terms of metric ones and then kept on using them. There was a governing body created in 1975 to push the issue. It was later dissolved in the 80s because no one gave a fuck.

[–] SydBa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Unless it's alcohol for some reason

[–] match@pawb.social 9 points 19 hours ago

that's weird i didn't see any billionaires in this post

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 18 hours ago

Australian, not American.

We would have deep fried that shit.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

In lieu of free Healthcare, I whipped up some Dr. Pegger.