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[–] Iapetus@slrpnk.net 25 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

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Happy Birthday!

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago
[–] noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yaay! 🙆 Congratulations, you've successfully survived another spin around the sun on this strange spinning rock! I wish you many more spins to come ^^

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Unless it's actually not my birthday 💀

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 23 points 1 day ago

You would do that? Just lie on the Internet?

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago

Now, the burden of proof is on you.

[–] MrPommeroy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

That's the IRL equivalent to cake day, right?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Very nice!

Now can you please include the year of your birth, your address including your zip code, your social security number and credit card number including the three numbers on the back of the card and expiration date?

Happy birthday!!!

1963, Friar Street 78105 Winnipeg, Ghana. 5144 7623 7485 1734, 04-32, 284.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

Name checks out

[–] xbloodymajor@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Good Uber driver

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

⭐ Rude, asked about the tip of my wiener

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Happy Birthday my dude! Hope you have a great day 😊

[–] logan_lemmy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Happy birthday from Germany 🎂

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What do you want us to do? Suck your Dick?

I mean I am down.

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Gary this is supposed to be a birthday party😭

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago

And I came!

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 5 points 23 hours ago

That's cool, I got my debit card information stolen yesterday while on vacation. Sometimes you just have to put yourself out there. Happy birthday!

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Happy eat whatever you want day

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 22 hours ago

Happy birthday from México. Remember, I’ll always love you!

[–] christov@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Merry Birthday internet frendo!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

🎉HAPPY🥳BIRTHDAY🎉

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 4 points 1 day ago

happy birfday fren :]

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago

Happy birthday

[–] benni@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I disagree.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 19 hours ago

Eat some cake for me!

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

You have a good day

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

Happy birthday! I hope you enjoy yourself?