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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 171 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

So we need to be careful with upper- and lowercase. Meanwhile the docs: > settiings

[–] janonymous@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, the settiings are different than the settings. You also need to be careful with those.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 28 points 1 day ago

had to use a different spelliings at backend and frontend, otherwise it wouldn't work.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

no, settings = settings but settings != Settings, as we all know.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There's a double-i in "settings" in the documentation screenshot

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's what I get for having sucky vision.

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 86 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Is the backend Python and the frontend JavaScript? Because then that would happen and just be normal, because Boolean true is True in python.

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 126 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Probably, but if you're interpreting user inputs as raw code, you've got much much worse problems going on, lol.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[...]&register=import os; os.system("sudo rm -rf /"); return True

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago

Hey, that's my username too. Or it was going to be, while the site was still up.

What a coincidence!

I guess I'll wait for the site to come back, and see if it's still available...

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's the settiings file... It's probably supposed to only be written by the system admin.

[–] raldone01@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

A good place to put persistent malware. That's why when using docker images always mount as ro if at all possible.

[–] ashley@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

It’s you can modify the settings file you sure as hell can put the malware anywhere you want

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Given the warning about capitalization, the best possible case is that they're using ast.literal_eval() rather than throwing untrusted input into eval().

Err, I guess they might be comparing strings to 'True' and are choosing to be really strict about capitalization for some reason.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

Yeah. Maybe .to_lower() is really expensive in their environment, lol.

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[–] shortrounddev@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I curse the sadist who decided True should be uppercase in Python

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can't they just convert a "true" input to backend to uppercase

Yep they should use a config file format like JSON or TOML or YAML or what have you, and then decode that into python objects. Using an actual programming language for config is dumb as hell IMO. (inb4 pissed off suckless fans)

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Depends on how it's set up. If the setting is going into the env it's a string, so I'd expect some sort of

if os.getenv("this_variable", "false").lower() == "true":   # or maybe "in true, yes, on, 1" if you want to be weird like yaml
  this_variable = True
else:
  this_variable = False

Except maybe a little more elegant and not typed on my phone.

But if the instructions are telling the user to edit the settings directly, like where I wrote this_variable=True, they'd need to case it correctly there.

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[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

Searching for the phrase, documentation matches for Taiga so maybe you're right!

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[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 76 points 23 hours ago (8 children)

Could be worse. At least it's documented

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The cherry on top is that they didn't even spell settings correctly.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

settiings is spelled differently on the backend

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Glorious. I remember some hilarious nonsense in an API where the devs I worked with hadn't known they could just use boolean in JSON and had badly implemented it through strings, but this... This is amazing!

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 5 points 9 hours ago

At my last job we had a lot of old code, and our supposedly smartest framework people couldn't be bothered learning front end properly. So there was a mix of methods for passing values to the front end, but nobody seemed to think of just passing JSON and parsing it into a single source of truth. There was so much digging for data in hidden columns of nested HTML tables, and you never knew if booleans would be "true", "TRUE", "1", or "Y" strings.

Never mind having to unformat currency strings to check the value then format them back to strings after updating values.

I fixed this stuff when I could, but it was half baked into the custom framework.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hear me out, what about using JSON to store the configuration in the Python backend?

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

You need to use as many different formats as possible, otherwise you look unprofessional

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

I like your idea, but hear me out:

A Python file for configuration is the best way to guarantee that any friendly code I write to help the user with config usually won't execute. And I hate my users.

[–] dpflug@kbin.earth 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Implying Hell is frontend.... yeah, actually, that tracks.

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[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What happened to the good old 1

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 20 hours ago

Backend: 1

Frontend: ¹

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And you all complained when in C we used 1 and 0...

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] lily33@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

That makes me think, perhaps, you might be able to set it to exec("stuff") or True...

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I’ve always hated case sensitivity. I know that at an ASCII level “variable” != “Variable” but is there really a reason to have a distinction between them?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You stated the reason yourself. Those are different values and matching in a case-insensitive manner is more work under the hood.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

We do plenty of stuff for human consumption. Computers work for us, not the other way around. Insensitivity should be the default. It’s okay to give options. I’m not saying take that away.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 15 points 17 hours ago

You are thinking it's easy because you only think of e == E, but I'll let you look up collation and accents and, you know, Unicode and let you think about it.

There is nothing trivial about case sensitivity, except in trivial cases.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)
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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago

Cap in the back, low-key up front. Got it.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 5 points 22 hours ago
[–] owl@infosec.pub 5 points 22 hours ago

't'+'r'+'u'+'e'

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