Leopards Ate My Face

Man. If only there was some way to know before he became president. The second time.

I voted for everything you are doing.

To hit the nail so perfectly on the head and still not get it…

i voted for everything you are doing!

That's right, you did. Including this. Put on the big girl pants and own your fuckup, but know you won't be forgiven. Ever.

Sir, I voted for you (twice) thinking you were a good person even though I heard about you sexually harassing women, exploiting laborers, running failing businesses, killed people during the pandemic, took away medicare and medicaid for millions of people, delaying FEMA relief funds to both blue and red states, trying to take away social security, deporting working class immigrants, building literal concentration camps and calling it Alligator Alcatraz, deporting people to a notorious prison in another country, suspected allies with Putin, literally got impeached twice for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress and incitement of insurrection...

But I believe you're still a good person

I'm fucking sick of these people. The list goes on and on. Every day of my life during Trump's two terms in office I hear one fuck up after the next and literal no positives. A broken Clock is right twice a day, this oompa loompa had 8 fucking years and can't do anything right. How these leaded gasoline drinking lunatics vote for this man time and time again I don't even know. Fucking guy is the definition of a fascist and lawyers jump in every week watching him fuck stuff up.

Do these morons not understand that he's on this list

Golly all that bullshit propaganda I ate and forced on my children is so different from what’s actually happening. It’s just so confusing I’m sure the liberals did it.

"Please reconsider, sir."

God these people are such cucks.

They're so rabidly "American" but they are the biggest pushover losers on the planet letting a felon rapist shit all over them repeatedly. That's pretty decidedly NOT American.

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to be such a loser and I simply can't wrap my mind around it.

Never regarded Trump as the voice for ANY victim. He doesn’t care about other people, unless it’s family.

Golly, I can’t believe the self-admitted sex offender doesn’t care about sex crimes!

You mean the guy that publicly bragged that owning the Miss Teen USA pageant allowed him to go backstage and ogle naked underage girls is hiding the Epstein list? You don't say.

"I voted for everything you are doing."

So then you are in agreement with him.

If she's talking about epstein, I wonder what she'll think when she finds out he was one of the perpetrators. Ya know, with all of those pictures of them together, she might have gotten a clue. His name was even on the notepad at the residence where it all happened in miami.

Does anyone else literally gag at the term "sir" in this context?

Accountability? You want accountability from God? Why do you think you know better than God who absolutely needed to wash those people away?

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing. Move along, citizen.

Spoiler alert, the pervert is coming from inside the White House

Right, who better than a rapist to uncover the truth about a rapist?

"Sick perversion" in the dark tongue of MAGA refers to "jovial non-hetero and non-cis people at a cool beach party surf off for cool people."

For anyone still not clued in on this, trump wasn't on the Epstein list as a client, he was on it as an partner/accomplice!

He's not just a member, he's also the president

If only she suspected that he IS part of the problem there. I would pay to see the shock on her face if it ever gets out.

Still a stupid asshole that sold her country before her 4 kids got a chance at life. Great job!

Does she does look like a Hapsburg to anyone else? Just a little bit?

That can easily be read as "Why aren't you framing Hillary for your raping children? Hold her accountable!"

I don't expect people so detached from reality to ever come back.

Well, let's see, Rosie. He's guilty of 34 felonies. He was often seen around and photographed with convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, who called Trump his "closest friend of the last ten years". He's a rapist, literally defined as such for the record while in court for defaming his victim. He has a history of barging in on multiple Miss Teen USA minors in various stages of undress. Repeatedly. He made disgusting comments about his own daughter and her body ("voluptuous", "a piece of ass", etc) saying he might be dating her if he weren't her father, says he got away with grabbing women "by the pussy" because he was famous, was found guilty of illegal campaign payments to a pornstar he had sex with while his wife was home with his infant child... Shall I go on?

Do you think this man would let the legal age of consent in our country stop him? Why do you actually think his administration is suppressing the Epstein Files?? Even if he hung around sex traffickers Epstein and Maxwell yet somehow abstained from abusing their underage victims, he's certainly protecting anyone who did! He's certainly benefiting from keeping that client list secret! I'm glad that at least something is over the line for you, but you're correct: you voted for everything he's doing.

This is literally the opposite of LAMF.

LAMF means supporting someone saying they'll do a thing, incorrectly assuming they'll do the thing only to others and not you(r [collective]), without the someone having explicitly stated such.

Then when the thing IS done to you (r collective]) as well, the LAMF is confirmed by them complaining that it was, or acting surprised that it was.

If you support someone when they promise to do something, then they DON'T do it, that's literally as far from LAMF as you can be.