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[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The Scouse British dialect has a nice term for this: "Geg out". As opposed to "Fred is gegging in", used when someone is trying to implicate themselves or become part of the group/conversation.
Someone involving themselves when they shouldn't be? Two syllables: Geg. Out.
No idea where it comes from but I heard it a lot in my youth. Forsomereason.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We'd say "neb oot".

Neb being nose.

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[–] GTG3000@programming.dev 7 points 21 hours ago

It's not a "no one asked you", but it is an idiom. As you can probably guess, it means more "don't help people working against your interests".

So, you'd say something like that to a pro-ICE minority person, for example.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago
[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 6 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Depends on the region. In my native it was popular to say ебало завали, which loosely translates into "collapse your mouth" where mouth is used in a sense where it's an organ for penetration during sex.

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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Or "Who the fuck asked you cunt?" If you're feeling spicy.

[–] SealofLove@leminal.space 5 points 2 hours ago

Russian here. I've never heard this phrase in my life before. Maybe it's local, but definitely not common.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

I guess 'Nobody asked you' isn't English?

[–] F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Chilean Spanish? that's just a common Spanish saying

[–] Tiempo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm from Chile and I have never heard of that one. But a lot of: y a voh, ¿quien te movió la jaula, culiao?

[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Como nunca hay escuchao "y quién te dió velas en este entierro?"

[–] Tiempo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Te juro que no, pero si el "y a voh, quien te dio ficha?"

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Puta que saltó lejos el maní

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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's funny that the Dutch version is pretty close to what the English one should be: bemoei je met je eigen zaken, literally mind your own business.

[–] Verqix@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Or "keep your nose out of others business", "je neus uit andermans zaken houden"

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

In Vienna, we say "oida waunst laung deppat bist daun hauri da a watschn owe dass da viatzehn dog da schädl wogglt!"and I think that’s beautiful.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Alter, wenn Du doof bist, dann hau ich Dir eine runter sodass der ???? Hund mit dem Kopf wackelt???

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