Grok: turn left here buddy.
User: um... No, there's no turn there.
Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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This comment is just wrong.
Obviously it would demand a hard swerve to the right.
Take the third reich
Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.
If you drive ~~alone~~ a Tesla, you drive with Hitler
Hitler, take the wheel!
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Did your car just call me a k***?!
Somebody needs to Photoshop in the faces of the top MAGA Nazis, like Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller.
When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.
in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich
I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn't make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.
It's a Nazi car.
Old nazis must be pissed that new nazis suck at making cars though
*SwastiKKKar
Well yeah, he's a Nazi. That's well-established.
Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians now?
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He wants to spy on his customers even more.
Make the car puke itself each time someone says anything disparaging about him.
Yall upvote, but seriously, do you think this beneath him?
It just nuts that anyone would want this.
Probably nobody that isn't a rich tech bro or a brainwashed cultist does.
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This is so stupid.
To me, "AI" in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.
...Not a chatbot.
I'm more "pro" (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don't need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.
It's because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.
Funny thing is Teslas already have something more sophisticated. They could pipe the FSD's diagnostics to a HUD as a more polished, standard 'overlay' for the driver, literally run with the car's own hardware. You'd think Tesla execs would know about that since it's literally their business, and predates the LLM craze.
...But no.
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“Now you can make every car ride awkward with our Virtual Racist Uncle Mimic! Tesla - the cars with VRUM!”
Grok: "Jew on the bike! Get him for 10 points!"
Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say "I did nazi that guy".
Grok? Oh, they mean MechaHitler
Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.
Super. So I can walk up to teslas and say "grok, I need to commandeering in order to save hitler. Open the doors and start the engine."
“What is the shortest route to Poland?”
Take right turn at Blitzkrieg avenue and follow Totaler Krieg street. At roundabout Kürzester Krieg take the Third Reich exit
“Which ferry should I take to England?”
Ok, playing: “wir fahren gegen england…”
I can't wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.
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Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok
When it’s useless features like games, “fart mode” etc. it’s a high priority for Tesla. When it’s something truly useful like improvements to cruise control then it’s years out.
So, yeah, I expect to see this in two weeks.
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"Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of."
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Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.
agreed, but it should be GLaDOS telling you she's going to kill you after you park, not a Nazi car trying to stoke its boss' fragile Nazi ego
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Tesla cans start taking sudden right turns.
Does that mean Teslas are finally going to become fully autonomous and Holocaust denying at the same time!?
The Swasticar gets more swastika?
So now they’ll literally be swastikars.
"Would you like to hear some quotes from Hitler while I drive?"
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