Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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Thanks @thenextguy@lemmy.world for the title idea
Sorry @rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.com for the title lol
Why am I so angry it isn’t a pineapple?
I have a pen
I have an apple
~uuuuhhhh~
Pineapple pen
Mandarin
Nope, orange
But it gave me lemon-lime!
The machine would not make a mistake.
That's my man, Darren.
Americans: How dare you use your racist slur, you rasistic rasist! That man is black, not orange!
But isn't orange the new black? /j
Person Woman Mandarine Camera TV
Man shy
Weird pineapple
Man Orange
Tangerine
Shasta gold.
Satsuma
Tangerdarin'
chinese bureaucrat
man fruit
No manual entry for fruit
Add Man Go.
Thanks, dad
Are we just like... doing elementary school stuff?
Not everything has to be about hard drugs and politics. Sometimes you're allowed to just make a silly little family friendly meme
No, this is grown-up shit.
Fun for all ages?