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[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 47 points 18 hours ago

Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel

[–] protist@mander.xyz 33 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, that is what I'm saying

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago

Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 9 hours ago

I stand by my fantasy.

[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 39 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 32 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Odd way to defend taco, but ok.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Oh. No he absplutely should, just the constant shit smell. I thought diapers, like, made a seal or something? So i don't think he does.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I think that's more "adult diaper-man"

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's the ~~way~~ rule of the road.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago

Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

Pee funnels are real!

Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 15 hours ago

It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Yellow shell

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.

Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 9 points 16 hours ago

It's another Lemmy Piss Post!

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 12 hours ago

With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 points 17 hours ago

Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 1 points 14 hours ago

That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

[–] RandomTester@lemmybefree.net 1 points 11 hours ago

Living the dream life, I see

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 17 hours ago

Can't stop won't stop.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 17 hours ago

Blurst Bong ..