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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 81 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

How often does this happen?

Sounds like you’re one of those idiots who’s on their phone during a red light and needs the car behind you to provide a wake up call.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

I’ve had this happen at least a few times. Each time it was because someone was in the crosswalk they couldn’t see and thought I was just being a dumbass.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago

Eh, I've seen it happen too, more than once. To be staring at the traffic light behind a line of cars and hear someone in front honk immediately when the light turned green. It is ridiculous.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 13 points 1 day ago

This meme is about you, isn't it?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I missed the change of the first traffic light I stopped at when I had just bought my first car, I had stopped so the light was hidden behind my rearview mirror, got a deserved honk

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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yup. Every time I see a post like this I know exactly who it is.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

It happens a lot in NYC. The couple times I took an Uber somewhere instead of the subway, the driver seemed to always be on the horn.

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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

While it is rude to honk immediately when the light turns green, it is also true that taking too long to accelerate when the light changes severely reduces traffic flow and causes congestion. And this is commonly caused by distracted drivers. You are supposed to release your brake and begin moving at roughly the same time as the car in front of you, i.e. when the car in front of you turns off their brake lights or when the traffic signal turns green if you're in the front.

Edit: "Too long" realistically means anything more than half a second. If everyone's reaction time was one second it would reduce the number of cars per green light probably by half. That doesn't mean it's polite to honk after half a second but if your reaction time is that bad you should not be driving.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Get off the phone you fucking imbecil. Stop making people's days any worse than they need to be.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Do you not understand what, "the second the light turns green" means?

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 19 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

That phrase tends to be much less literal when its said by those who are getting honked at regularly to move off from the lights.

If someone is telling you they get honked at all the time for no reason there usually is a reason (or several) and they just refuse to acknowledge what they're doing.

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[–] Lag@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's natural to take a second before taking off, either unintentionally or intentionally due to safety. Maybe leave on time to account for those extra few seconds that they are holding you up.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not only natural, it's a good idea. Especially if you are crossing a large road.

I ride a motorcycle more often than not (see user name) and it's vital to ensure that the cross traffic is actually stopping when their light is red. You aren't "protected" because your light is green, and there's nothing physically stopping any asshole blowing the light and ramming into the side of you, probably without slowing down in the slightest first. That's because they're also staring at their phone. I can't even go a week anymore without watching some moron sail straight through a red light right in front of me such that if I hadn't spotted them first they would have run me over. And it's happening more and more often as drivers are more distracted than ever before. A couple of years ago I'd only see this sort of thing once every few months.

[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

When I can clearly see you on your phone, yes.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 hours ago

Head down looking at their lap instead of driving. Straight to jail.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

i will never understand why us traffic lights go immediately from red to green. you have a whole-ass third light to use for signaling that the light is about to change, so people don't have to floor it due to an unexpected change.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Drivers in the US would start treating that middle light as go and we'd be right back to square one

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (10 children)

You don't need to do a lot of enforcement to change that behaviour. And you can do the enforcement with red light cameras

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

Fuck red light cameras and fuck you for suggesting them.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

In many localities voters have used initiative powers to ban red light cameras and in some jurisdictions red-light camera fines are deemed constitutional violations because the US Constitution requires those accused of crimes to be able to "confront their accuser" in court which is not possible if the accuser is a machine.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 1 day ago

seems like a pretty good reason for revoking a licence to me

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's because practically nobody here drives a car with a manual transmission, and the reason for those in Europe is (or originally was) to give drivers notice when they need to get back into gear.

A knock-on consequence of this is that nobody in the US knows how to drive, they just point the wheel vaguely in some direction and mash the skinny pedal. If they don't get the result they wanted, they stomp on the pedal harder. You ought to watch chucklefucks try to drive in the snow, especially those with SUVs and muscle cars with rear wheel drive. People treat the throttle as if it's the "make the car go in the direction I'm looking button" and the rest of us know that's not how it works.

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[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, green means go!11! Even there's an old lady that just didn't finish crossing yet, she just had to do it in the few seconds allowed.

My favorite one is people honking at other drivers for not blocking an intersection because "it's green!". I don't know the term in English but in French it's a mix of intersection and blocage. Like, if the light is green but there is no space to advance because of gridlock, some apparently like to make it worse by advancing their car in an intersection and sit there while it turns red, and thus blocking the intersection. BuT It WaS GreEn!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

“Don’t block the box” is the common saying for the law in the states.

You draw a square in the intersection and that’s a “don’t stop here” zone.

Folks will pull into it and wait, and they block the view for anyone behind them too.

“Gridlock” is the term for when a street is fully locked up and cars are blocking the intersections

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

What bothers me are the people who do go when the light turns green, but take their damn sweet time to do it...

Eeeease oofffff the braaaake…. Mooove fooot toooo gaaaaassssss… Creeeeep into intersection at 0.05mph….

…just as long as they get through before the light turns red again, fuck everyone behind them, I guess.

Fuck those people.

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[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I live in an area where I think the worst drivers in the US live. I absolutely hate people who honk as soon as the light turns green. You don't know what I can see, you don't know if it is safe to go. Because sometimes it isn't. I've had to learn to still look both ways after the light turns green because almost once a week (and I only drive 2-4 days most weeks) I see someone completely blow the red going 60 in a 45.

I also blame phones for traffic, because it goes the other way too. Why did you miss that green, because 3 people in front of you were on their phones. I usually give a slow 5 count before giving a beep.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

In Spain you would have to wait for 5-10 seconds without moving for anyone to honk. At least where I live. People just don't usually get angry about it. I don't expect anyone to stare at the red light like it's a race track. Maybe someone is adjusting the radio, maybe they are putting on sunglasses. I mean, I don't care, I can arrive 5 seconds later. 99% of drivers here think the same.

I once worked with a British guy here. He drove me somewhere couple of times and he would always complain at how long Spanish drivers take to start when light changes. He crashed and totaled his car soon after. Slipped on a slightly wet asphalt and went out of the road. For me it's typical that the worse drivers are the impatient ones. Just relax, it's not a race.

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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Never happened to me before. Light goes green and I go. Why is driving so difficult for people

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Do you see this little pedal under your right foot? Just fucking use it and nobody will be honking.

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

If this has happened to you more than once you are the problem.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Do you want me to go the speed limit? Because that's how you get me to go the speed limit.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Same. I was in a hurry till you honked. Now all of a sudden I have all day and nowhere to be.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 13 hours ago

I mean... you should always go the speed limit, right? Or slower of course.

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[–] crozilla@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You’re in pole position, you have a responsibility to those behind you. Be considerate and pay attention.

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Physicists have discovered that the shortest division of time possible is the time between the light turning green and the car behind you honking.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

I saw someone do that in Korea. The guy in front immediately stops the car and sits there for like 2 minutes as the guy behind honks and eventually does like a 7 point turn to go around.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)
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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honk at immediate green warrants a very slooooooow take off. Bonus points if they spin out into a utility pole to get around you.

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[–] SpinItBetter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I assume the person in front is waiting for the red light runners to clear the intersection before starting.

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I wasn’t honked at but some guy shouted at me from the other lane ‘You can go now dick lips’. Like what? I was turning left and they were waiting to go straight. This all took place in the span of time it took me to press the clutch and put the car in gear. I was already moving before they even finished that sentence.

Mind you this is an intersection that’s 4 lanes wide(total road width) on the side I was on and 6 lanes wide for what I was crossing. It’s not even a block from an exit ramp from a 12 lane expressway where the traffic light is obscured from an overpass for a train. It’s horrendously designed. To say people blow that light on the regular would be an understatement. I’m gonna take those 2 seconds. There wasn’t even anybody behind me.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

This is (or was) a trending meme thing. I would just assume the person honking at me the splitsecond the light changes is just trying to get some SM clout.

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