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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 204 points 1 day ago (9 children)

no Google

I do not believe you.

Arch Linux

Okay, fine. A rare sighting.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago

There are dozens of us. And we are used to reading manuals, since we first installed our system.

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They did it before the Internet was even a thing, my friend.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was there. I was one of them. I just chose to use tools to make my life easier. Call me a sell out, I guess.

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Nope, not a sell out. Just a person using the tools at hand. You can't just live in the past. You did it without Google back then because there was no Google and you had to use what you had to use. Now you use Google, because again, you have to use what you have to use. In the end, I personally only care about the outcome.

I just chose to use tools to make my life easier

If you don't then I'd call you stupid. Keep doing that, friend. That's the best way actually. You want your life easier so you can put out great work.

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

But he went out of his way to install man pages on arch? Probably a narc.

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[–] urandom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I remember using man pages when I was contributing to a C open source project back in the day.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I'm partial to Tomatl and Ahuacatl

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 10 points 1 day ago

You saw that but not devloper? Buncha amateurs.

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Is psychopatl an Aztec insult I don't know about?

[–] mcmxci@mimiclem.me 15 points 1 day ago

Someone cropped the last line? What a sociopatl

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

Type of dinosaur I believe

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(For any nerd wondering, the name of the language is Nahuatl but I guess Aztec language is more recognizable for the sake of the joke lol)

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where ... coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant...

This is psycopathy?

Having actual competence in one's field?

Oh god we're all doomed, they'll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

[–] dotslashme@infosec.pub 18 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure it's gonna be the stake

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

I've done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been 'politely' asked to leave by the staff.

The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was... hacking into ... something?

They didn't know what, but they were very concerned.

I was unable to convince them I was not, because 'terminal' = 'hacking' to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Why not both? Probably worshipped at the stake.

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 29 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I use:

  • DuckDuckGo
  • Neovim
  • ~~rusty~~ dusty IdeaPad
  • ~~Arch~~ NixOS btw

I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

Am I also a psychopath?

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[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (8 children)
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can’t live without vim.

Sometimes I wander into vscode but it’s less productive for me.

Plus vscode has weird name inconsistencies (the app is called visual studio code, it’s branded as vscode, and the menu bar says Code), which is probably normal for Microsoft but unusual elsewhere.

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[–] notabot@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago

I should fork vim and call it 'death', so I can shout "give me vim or give me death!" any time someone suggests a different editor.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

As another Helix user, I'll gladly accept the high five 👏

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[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

The joys of distributed algorithms. You can now get more errors, more quickly than before!

I remember writing a chat system in assembler, for DOS, using, IIRC, IPX networking. When it went wrong, one or more machines would just freeze, with the string "NETWORK ABEND" in the middle of the screen.

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[–] shads@lemy.lol 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] josefo@leminal.space 20 points 23 hours ago

Raw dogging development

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Like an animal.

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[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago

That's impossible. He would be too busy telling everyone that he uses Arch to get any work done.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can still do this provided that the language is Perl. But the few cases when I actually have to do so are rare, and never in public.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Well yeah, Perl is write-only. Larry Wall asked the monkey's paw for a language that works on the first try. What's onscreen are your raw brain patterns.

Thank god it runs like crap. Optimized C isn't pretty, but any project that compiles proves someone looked at it more than once.

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[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

imagine programming on an electric computer. i exclusively generate punch cards for crank operated adding machines

[–] cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago

Just straight up raw-dogging it

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 points 1 day ago

Back in my day we would program using office hole puncher and going to a library every time we needed to look up some API information.

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Normalise living your best life.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's a fine operating system, what editor do you use?

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

This indecent has been reported

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