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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Please do not wash

You are balls in the Baja blast.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We're all just, like, balls in the Baja blast of life man.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago

Baha, leave the balls alone!

[–] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 9 points 3 days ago

The Baja blast is stored in the balls

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Damn MGMT lyrics are getting weirder and weirder

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I couldn't find that quote anywhere, and it's very unlikely that Cicero said it, or something like that.

Iirc Tacitus said something similar, roughly: "the higher the number of laws the more corrupt an empire is".

The statement wouldn't have made sense from Cicero as that wasn't really a position he would have held, or even a position he found himself in at all in his defence of the republic (because this wasn't really a problem at the time, or at least not the biggest one)

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

PLEASE DON'T
WASH YOU'RE
BALLS IN THE
BAJA BLAST

— MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago

I couldn’t find that quote anywhere, and it’s very unlikely that Cicero said it, or something like that.

To find the quote that you seek,
You must first wash you're balls in the Baja Blast.

That and the sign is probably not real too.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I also don't know the origin of this quote but I've seen it multiple times already usually 5-10years ago.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I too seem recalling that sigil from 5-10ad

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don't think Cicero said it.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago
[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Now I want to wash I'm balls in the Baja blast

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

I’ve never considered it before, but now I wonder what I’m missing out on.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Pebis 0 sugar

[–] RedMari@reddthat.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow I need to go listen to this MGMT song

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

"Giddy with delight, seeing what's to come... "

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey! I'm not balls!

(also Pebis?)

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

i'm going to dip my balls in liquid morkite

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think everyone is missing what that sign really means. It means, after all these years, we've finally found Louie!

collapsed inline mediaThe State - Louie Sketch - I wanna dip my balls in it!

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Good I love The State

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Isn't this a very reasonable rule? I really would prefer that you did not wash your balls in the Baja Blast.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

weak

drink up

[–] Kurroth@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago