it's so big, it warps the light around it
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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That fish is denser than I am
Scotty, warp it back again and return it to the kitchen.
Roger that.
No dick pics with pavement as background.
That’s not really an issue any more with AI … you just might end up with three balls or something like that.
And a tooth. Almost definitely.
Teratomas and reproductive organs, name an more iconic combo
Sounds like the sequel of that horror movie where the protagonist had a vagina with fangs.
I can't believe the builders morphed the brick and pavement around that one particular fish. Crazy amount of skill.
If I caught a fish that fit exactly in the weird bricks on the sidewalk I'd brag about it too!
Rod for scale
He is going to get in trouble. That fish is so big it bent those bricks.
I dunno, how do we know you didn't just bought it from the store?
the fish store
Someone caught a minnow