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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of the melting snow golem in Adventure Time.

collapsed inline mediaMelting snow golem from Adventure Time

How is rat king formed

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing about this makes sense, why would anyone think the dough would retain that shape?

[–] wieson@feddit.org 36 points 1 day ago

Too much cheese + no crust

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

first cut: across the neck

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

that pizza dough have the consistency of pancake batter, someone threw the instructions in the trash before starting

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 12 points 1 day ago

You can see that the arms didn't melt at all, so it's more likely that they just put too many toppings on without an exposed crust to keep them in, causing them to spread off of the crust as they melted. I've done the same when I get overzealous with the cheese on homemade pizza. The crust underneath probably still looks like a minion.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can hear Gordon Ramsey yelling some terrible things at you.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Gordon Ramsey should go make a grilled cheese

Fuckin’ Donkey

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

i don't know what the plan was. even if it worked out you'd still be cutting a minion into pieces and eating it; that's not disturbing at all.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

*devil ray pizza

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

de pannenkoek minion is gesmolten 😭