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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.

[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 points 3 days ago

Don't touch my penis!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

John Pinette:

“You no come here any more! You scare my wife!”

https://youtu.be/oRo6DCvJWIU?t=149

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The fuck? It's all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should've factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I'd be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up... but that's nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can't fix! 😅

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it's probably more for wasting food than eating too much.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago
[–] realitista@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

do not go gentle into that good night

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

The sign said all you can eat!

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?

That's their whole promise!

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Look, it's not "all you can eat." It's "all you can eat."

"You" is not the subject noun, it's "all." You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.

I rest my case.

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I'm not going to argue this, but no.

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

A lot of them are a all you can eat on a 3 hour window. So cut off is logical