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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 77 points 4 days ago (1 children)

features promoted to investors vs what ends up in the product

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 4 days ago

That's consulting 101 baby

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 58 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago

Who said their own? They're still paying it off in installments

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

[–] zelahdieliekeis@piefed.blahaj.zone 45 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

1.3bln space stations, i presume

[–] fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

i accidentally blew all my sanity on some incomprehensible geometry :/

[–] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

  • some maths teacher, probably
[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now

Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that's an interesting keyboard key map

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 4 points 3 days ago

Yes, its pretty rare to see any keyboard without at least latin letters

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The carpet really put the room together.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

mind your own business

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Better than me!

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Why don't all adults have capes. I mean we're adults and its only like 100 bucks. It's there.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago